toilet ninja

A person who is unbelievably quite when using a restroom.

Hey man, have you ever notiched how Zack is total toilet ninja?

by PhilipSkovgaard April 01, 2009

skibidi toilet

Skibidi toilet is a popular meme across gen alpha which contains heads in toilets and flashlights up your ass

skibidi toilet is so cringe i would rather shove a flashlight up my ass than watch it

by gyattsmacker69 September 30, 2023

Caulk the toilet

The act of ejaculating in a woman (or man's) ass.

I'm taking that bitch home tonight, I think I need to Caulk the toilet!

by LaineyB October 19, 2009

10% Toilet

When you take so long on the toilet, you use up 10% of your iPhone battery playing games.

That was one hell of a chilli last night bob, I just had a 10% toilet!

by Danno81 March 02, 2011

Toilet Meeting

The definition of this word means to go and plop a shit in the commode.

Can we hurry this up? Cause I have a toilet meeting I have to attend to.

by Quentin_B. March 02, 2007

Naggy Toilet

feeling like crap or something that is rubbish

i woke up this morning and felt like naggy toilet

by joey125 October 06, 2010

angry toilet

a toilet that splashes so hard it splashes the unsuspecting user as he or she is bending up from flushing the toilet.
Dorm room toilets are most common for this because it is in the skematics of them to literally be able to flush a brick down if necessary.

Man! that angry toilet just soaked me on the way out.

by ACE L April 01, 2009