road dookie

Someone so ugly or torn up, they look like a huge pile of dookie on the side of the road!
Ooo bruh, I saw Turquois'e today and she be lookin like Road Dookie!
by Ph@l@nge October 24, 2017
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road snark

The release of pent up frustration in the way of sarcasm directed to all of the morons on the road, so said pent up frustration doesn't build into the more commonly known Road Rage.
After saying that the idiot in the oversized pickup truck who cut him off, was obviously over compensating, Joe laughed at his road snark.
by dgw1701 May 05, 2011
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Road train

Hard-core threesome with three blokes and the middle man giving the front man a reach around during this vile sex act.
Hey Jimmy how about a road train. No Barry you hurt my ass last time and I pulled my wrist.
by KFC FOR LIFE!!! July 08, 2021
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Road Sled

A long, shitty car that is low to the ground and bottoms out even on flat, straight surfaces usually from lack of working shock absorbers. It sometimes is accompanied by mismatched tires, and doors. Also duct tape, and bungee cords may be visible. The car will most likely be traveling to Walmart, or an auto parts flea market.
Damn dude! Did you see that road sled just pass us?
by dickhole44 October 01, 2015
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Road Rape

The act of cycling for long periods of time over poorly kept roads, where the surface causes significant bruising to your body, particularly your genitals.
My body is destroyed, I've been completely Road Raped.

Trust me the road surface was shit; I'm not sure how to describe the feeling of having your pelvis destroyed over the course of 4 hours other than feeling Road Raped.
by idontcycle October 21, 2019
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Road Buffet

A female being eaten out while she is driving a motor vehicle;Female version of roadhead
It was her birthday, bet she got a road buffet from her boyfriend!
by Jakesleepy March 19, 2011
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road frisbee

The preferred method of disposal for compact discs (cd's) that are either no longer playable or are unwanted, possibly due to the purchase of mp3 player, where one drives down the highway and chucks them like a "frisbee" out the window.
"Dude, since I just got my new ipod I got like 150 road frisbees! Let's go!"

The introduction of biodegradeable cd's would greatly reduce the environmental impact of the Road Frisbee Cup.
by leeleez0115 September 05, 2011
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