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Stomach is in my ass

When someone ate something that their stomach doesn't agree with, this causes pain and more likely than not, a very violent shit follows in suit. Usually diarrhea
I've been eating dairy all day, and now my stomach is in my ass.
by officiallymobbs November 1, 2022
mugGet the Stomach is in my assmug.

My Ass Is On Fire

Impotence
Boomerang
I'll stab you (I'll stab you, stab you)
Clumps of hair in the sink
Who's hiding things from me?

You knew all along, god damn it
But you wouldn't tell me
Well, look at you now

It's not funny, my ass is on fire
Paraplegic, inhuman liar

Carve a smile on your face
Everything's great, suffocate

Fuck, what you looking at fuck?
What you looking at fuck?
Don't you fucking look at me
Don't you fucking look at me
Don't you fucking look at me
It's beyond my control, it's beyond my control
It's beyond, oh, I'm coming
It's not funny, my ass is on fire
Paraplegic, inhuman liar

Boo
Boo

Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring

Excuse me, I am lost, please help me
对不起,我迷路了,请帮忙

Will there be anything else, Mister Bungle?
No, that's fine Carl, thank you
So you see Mister Bungle, Dylan's fucking up your whole campaign
He's totally incompetent, Sleeper-X commercials
Will be laughed off of television if you approve his campaign

Well, that's very interesting
I never thought too much of Dylan, now that you mention it
And I'm starting my own agency Mister Bungle
I could do a hundred percent better job than that turkey
I'll bet you could, what you say is very interesting
In fact, you're very interesting

Oh, Mister Bungle, I didn't know you were interested
And you will give me your account for my new agency?
Later honey, we'll talk business later
Right now I want to make love to your beautiful, beautiful body, ah
by Gothic Miscreant October 21, 2023
mugGet the My Ass Is On Firemug.

turqoised my ass

When your ass gets eaten so good you can’t sit down
Alex: he turqoised my ass so good last night that I couldn’t sit down for the history test.

Cordar: he must have had a real good licken to that.
by Antiwack-man January 3, 2019
mugGet the turqoised my assmug.
It means that your getting fucked by a bbc and it cums
Jon : Oh my god I just went rocky moutain explored up Jenny ass and I loved it!!

Mark : Damn you're a lucky dude.

Rocky mountain exploring up my ass
by Saw-illydfss September 28, 2018
mugGet the Rocky mountain exploring up my assmug.

Eat my ass

pranksanonymous dot com

An edible chocolate anus
I am so hungry so I just wanna eat my ass
by marcotoa January 20, 2025
mugGet the Eat my assmug.

up my own ass

Robert who passes GCSE'S but can't get it right in real life.

up my own ass is something Robert would say, and that's gay
by sirbennito July 23, 2021
mugGet the up my own assmug.

Doodle was in my ass

ITS STUCK FUCKING HELP ME AHHHHHH STEP BRO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE !!!!!!!! STEP BRO WHAT ARE U DOING WITH THAT ;)
My doodle was in my ass hole and it’s not cumming out !!!
by Ooooo step bro July 12, 2020
mugGet the Doodle was in my assmug.

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