monkey glasses

(у кого четыре глаза тот похож на водолаза) in Russian

a) (adj :)an offensive term for a person with no contact lenses, but regular glasses, who puts safety goggles on top of their regular glasses, even when doing so for obvious safety reasons in their line of work

b) the action itself of putting safety goggles on top of your regular glasses
when you don't need safety goggles for work, do not attempt monkey glasses unless it's for a Halloween party or you want everyone in your neighborhood to sarcastically call you a buffone for all the wrong reasons.
by Sexydimma December 12, 2013
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dusted monkey

being so high that you can barely function and tweaking out.
I was just with him before. He's dusted monkey!
by ZachMUT January 17, 2017
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Monkey Tea

Normal tea, made from a tea bag that isn't a specific blend (eg Earl Grey or green tea). Comes from the Cimpanzees that were used in TV adverts for PG Tips.
"What type of tea would you like? Earl Grey, Chamomile?"
"Nah, monkey tea will do fine thanks"
by NZ Gary January 13, 2010
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Butter the Monkey

Actions that result in a woman being ready for penetration.
I whispered something in her ear. By the way she wiggled, shifting her weight, I knew that I had just helped her butter the monkey.
by cherrypicker, uk June 06, 2009
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yogurt monkey

the act of jumping on someone's back like a monkey by surprise, piggy-back style, in the midst of the assailant ejaculating.
Dude i got the worst yogurt monkey walking back from the club last night.
by mrcowboxers April 22, 2011
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Monkey Jumper

slang term used for Charley Horse which refers to very painful muscle spasms or constrictions , term was originated by the Puerto Rican} where the magic happens, although he claims it has been a term used for generations, severe pain balls up in your shin leaving you no other choice than to grab it, stretch it out, stand on it, rub it, or hit it until it goes away, mainly occurs at night or very commonly during sex
She had just gotten on top of him when Miguel wrenched in pain and reached for his leg, "Monkey Jumper!" Thankfully it went away and they finished without any more monkey jumper interruptions.
by faith rachel March 12, 2019
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Nook Monkey

One who rests in between the bosoms of another woman.
OMG, Billy Bob is always taking naps on my bosoms! What a nook monkey...
by Suzie Q ohm nom nom November 03, 2010
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