donk market

A poker table where seasoned players can sit down and invest their money and, at the expense of inexperienced players (donkeys), realize gains that far exceed the ROI that can be found in the traditional stock market.

Guy 1: "Dude, where did you get the scratch to afford a flash car like that? You hit the lottery or something?!"

Guy 2: "Nope. This is what a 38% ROI will get you. Fuck the stock market, I invest in the donk market, beeotch!

by TGW75 September 7, 2010

Mega Donk

A term meaning 'a lot of'

Person 1: I’m ready to get drunk this weekend
Person 2: yes buddy let’s get a mega donk of beers

by Thicc_Papi February 19, 2021

Badonky donk

1 : A grouping of humorous individuals that are associated with the terms Birdbrained and Slapstick .

2: Having nice glutes

"A Badonky donk laughed at their own pleasantry "

"Nice Badonky donk"

by Dwanye September 17, 2021

DONK

A type of fast UK house music with a characteristic PVC pipe thwack music.

Heyyyyy we got glonky listening to donk at Glastonbury

by Swampi August 27, 2025

Donk

Donk is a 71-75 caprice or Impala no other car’s are considered.

Look at that “Donk” on them 28’s

by Rodney Blupaper December 21, 2019

donk master

someone who can get bootyy!! and is alaways on donk patrol.

Christian get so much ass hes the fucin donk master!

by kewlwhip November 22, 2010

Oppo Donk

When a persons front area exceeds the limit of of their rear end

Damn that shawty showing of that oppo donk

by Donkcatcher3000 April 23, 2021