dead-op

Not the move// aka dead operation

Dawson bro, going to Tampa is such a dead-op.

by Hue g. Rection January 05, 2018

joke dead

1. when somebody takes too long to tell a joke
2. when somebody leaves out a pivotal part of the joke, therefore makes no sense
3. when somebody tries to crack a joke, but fails to give a smooth delivery

joke teller: "(insert beginning of joke here)... and then, and then, shoot, lemme think about this for a second...."
friend: (shakes head in disappointment) "joke dead"

friend 1: "ew, stephanie pratt is such a s u next tuesday."
friend2 : "don't you mean C u next tuesday?"
friend 3: "yup, joke dead."

joke teller: "why did the chicken cross the ro... ro... (SNEEZE)"
joke receiver: "ew, joke dead."

by hotspot0309 January 09, 2010

dead issue

something that does not matter any more

A: are still mad at me about smoking?
B: no, that's a dead issue now.

by TheOmidM December 22, 2015

Dead kilp

word used to describe a failed troll

He tried to troll me, but hes a dead kilp now.

by Iateyou March 27, 2013

Dead Profile

when someone has made a facebook or myspace twitter or skype for no reason. this profile is easily identified by the few friends no pictures and not too much information. on facebook it will tell you that the profile is incomplete. can also be identified by no recent posts if any or long period of inactivity.

person 1: wow mark has 1 picture no info and 3 friend besides me and he does not even have a post!!!
Person 2: ya hes been offline for 29 days too and has 3 profile views
person 1: typical dead profile.

by Daaaaaaaadddddddd February 01, 2010

Dead Clocking

Killing time.

Im at the house Dead Clocking until my girlfriend gets off work.

by Sirius. June 20, 2011

Dead Pixel

A pixel on an LCD screen that stays a single bright colour irrespective of the surrounding background. Can be at least partly toned out by stroking the relevant area of the screen.

There were a couple of dead pixels on my screen last night.

by Fearman November 04, 2007