The most ultimatest of studs. It is commonly stated than more people find a ‘Craig Steadman’ more attractive than the likes of Ryan Reynolds or Pedro Pascal.
by dylan.is.a.fitty May 13, 2023

by iishark May 9, 2022

The technical term for "the ideal man"
Qualifications include owning cats, playing the kazoo, and being amazing at dad jokes, especially pick-up lines
Qualifications include owning cats, playing the kazoo, and being amazing at dad jokes, especially pick-up lines
by Fizzy?! October 29, 2023

by PoliticallyCorrect May 29, 2022

bald irish man who's friends with mark goldbridge and and loves Liverpool Football Club. had a shout at Alisson once.
by SUPER SUPER FRANK August 25, 2021

Craig, he’s a big stroking nonce, who really likes the smell of mouldy cheese and pickled onions. Craig also tends to be shit at cutting hair unless especially skin fades.
by Ostrich man November 22, 2021

A person who is funny and beaks everyone’s ankles and never misses a shot in basketball and steamrolls kids in rugby
by Chicken Mann August 16, 2020
