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October 16

Over 100 years ago today… a legend was born.

Robert E.O. Speedwagon, founder of the speedwagon foundation, born October 16, 1863.
He is known for his incredible charm, personality, and good looks. It is impossible to dislike speedwagon.
He is also the most powerful being in the universe, and a rich oil tycoon owner. Let us now take a moment to appreciate Robert E.O. speedwagon.
Cool guy 1: “did you know that today (October 16) is international speedwagon day?”

Cool guy 2: “dude, I had no idea! Let’s go celebrate speedwagon”
by GenosCyborg August 5, 2023
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ryan oconnell

Ryan Oconnell is a very retarded,yet extremely intelligent thing. You never know if it's trying to outsmart you or just being a retard. Some say that it is only retarded and has no intelligence whatsoever in it. Ryan the type of nigga to drink its own juices. Ryan the type of nigga to slap his own ass during INTENSE WANK SESSION. Ryan the type of nigga to die. Ryan is broke, has no clout, has a small penis and doesn't respect others around him. Ryan is the type of nigga to steal stuff from six flags and blame his P E E R S. Ryan enjoys watching gay porn by himself in the dark.
"Ryan Oconnell is a retard"
by Bossbabyatemyasslol April 18, 2018
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Gay Octo

A monster made of only eight penises that has to constantly jack it's self off to remain alive. this beast was created by the evil Chin Chin during the Wank dynasty sixty nine thousand years ago.

It was this Gay Octo that inspired H.P Lovecraft to write is infamous short story, call of Cthulhu.
OH NO! it's the Gay Octo! we are doomed. only god can save us now!
by Archduke of Douchebags January 9, 2019
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The Global Occult Coalition

The GOC was created in the aftermath of WWII, from the remnants of defecting occultists, psychics, priests, and scientists from Nazi, Soviet, and Allied states, brought together and formed by the Allies. As the world stage broadened, so too did the number of countries that had their hands in the GOC, until it became what it is today.

The GOC are a largely political force, seeing themselves as the police of the paranormal world. They pride themselves on destroying supernatural entities, and make use of the most high-tech experimental technology possible, obtained from their benefactors. Many potential SCPs have been destroyed by them before the Foundation could obtain and contain them.

They have been both on the side of the Foundation and against it at times, depending on the situation. They largely hold the Foundation in contempt for their use and containment of SCP items rather than their out-and-out destruction. The GOC has respected the Foundation's formidable might enough to leave it mostly alone, although there have been some questionable incidents with which the GOC have strictly denied involvement.
The Global Occult Coalition just had to kill the boat's wife, didn't it? GOC just had to get involved.
by Mad Dummy April 9, 2019
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29 October

You are really special and you are the best I wish you the best bday ever my g.
29 October happy bday Ali my g
by Yahtnrndnjejebrbrbr August 6, 2021
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Then a miracle occurs

The standard method for having an unreasonable deadline met just in time. Usually quoted when the time given, staffing levels or design constraints will not be met in any other way.
Sam: "This project will take three months from beginning to end, design, develop and test."

Boss: "It's due in three weeks."

Sam: "Well, we take one week to train sixteen new people, one week to do all of the design work, and four days to write the code. Then a miracle occurs, and we ship just before the deadline."
by PsychoPuppyDad August 4, 2010
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October 22

the day the best freaking person was born. the person born on this day has the BEST sense of style and a great sense of humor. they’re the type of person to send actually good memes
She’s born on October 22? She must be a pretty cool gorl😎
by supercoolfriend October 21, 2019
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