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The Vac truck

THE VAC TRUCK
3 nude males release bodily fluids into a large mixing bowl. The first person defecates, the second urinates and the third ejaculates. Now here is the fun part! To decide who vacuums the up the waste three players get nude and whoever has the shortest penis is the loser and must suck up the contents of the mixing bowl using a short length of rubber hose. Engine noises are a must whilst performing this most degrading act.
Jason: Hey Ken and Brendon i have a brand new mixing bowl, would you two like to perform the vac truck?

Ken: ok, why not?

Brendon: as long as it doesn't involve dick measuring comp....
by Frank Fontain June 12, 2019
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Dump Truck

Brendon: Woah Emily has a fat ass!
Jim: Yea she has a dump truck!
by A black nigha April 12, 2021
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Gump Truck

Esther and Hank wore their helmets and double seat buckles on the gump truck ride to school this morning.
by Bobberino9999 December 24, 2010
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Truck Cold

1) When you've been a little bit sick and it suddenly becomes drastically worse.

2) Getting very sick even though you've been alone in an enclosed space for an extended period of time.
"Yo I can't go to school today."

"Weren't you just coughing a little bit?"

"Well now I'm nauseas, puking blood, and shitting lava. On top of the coughing"

"Ah... Truck Cold."
by Flavoured_Air May 4, 2018
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Truck fucker

An endearing term used by dramatic old heads, usually suburban men in their early 70's.
Wilbur: "Oh my golly gosh..Tim is that you?"

Tim: "WILBUR? Well shove a stick up my arse and call me a taffy apple! How ya' doin' you Truck fucker?"
by ChildishBehavior February 27, 2023
mugGet the Truck fuckermug.

Truck Whore

A male who is a whore for his truck
Wow Jacob is such a truck whore
by Urmommmmmm101 January 17, 2022
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Truck blast

When a group of people cum on a lady's face in the bed of a pickup truck.
Did you see that truck blast on highway 60 in Paducah, Kentucky today?
by Nate from Utah February 25, 2015
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