mullet over

A "mullet over" is the use of a mullet wig by someone who has had their head shaved and later regretted it.

This particular hairstyle is favoured because a "mullet" haircut resembles a kind of insane wig in any case. Thus the wig is assumed by the casual observer to be an actual mullet.

If a mullet wig is locally unavailable, a deceased animal such as a gopher or beaver may be draped over the shaven cranium as a substitute.

Josh: Wow, you look crazy!
Ger: Yeah, I passed out at a party last night and my friends shaved my head.
Josh: Ha! So what are you gonna do?
Ger: Well, I reckon I'll just - mullet over.

(Ger smiles at the camera and produces a "Fruit of the Loomis"-brand mullet wig.)

by Pipe Downn October 22, 2011

Mullet

Sexy haircut

He had a mullet. I want to do him.

by Cindy July 13, 2003

Mullet

Anyone who does something really lamely,as though they were retarded.

Andruw Jones is the mullet playing center for the Braves,oh look,he dropped another one.

by Ron November 18, 2006

Mullet

a kick ass hairstyle introduced the the 80's its long in the back its a mullet and they rule!

hey look at that mullet sweet! it looks like joe dirt kick ass it does!

by emily August 5, 2004

Mullet

Short hair on top, long hair in back
That's all there is to it

cut your MULLET! Oh yeah

by Albemerle girl August 19, 2003

Mullet

Tennessee Waterfall, Kentucky Slickback, Georgia mudslide. Very much associated with whitetrash or trailor trash. Kids often play games called "thats my mullet" spotting mullets to see who can spot the most.

Holy shit thats a wicked mullet

by dirth8r April 19, 2005

mullet

Official hair-style of hicks, rednecks, and white trash.

The rednecks went into the store the other day and they all had mullets.

by SithLady November 22, 2006