An Ass-Hair Mullet is the hair thats located on a persons lower-back above the waistline or the "small" of the back. An Ass-Hair Mullet is when this patch of fur or body hair is pronounced, thick with growth, or is particularly volumous and impossible to conceal or ignore without grooming. Also known verbally as an Ass-Crack Mullet depedending on which region of USA this slang term is used.

Ex. Thomas has elected against upgrading to the office furniture the company has purchased for us since he has an Ass-Hair Mullet so thick, pelt-like and cushiony he has no need for an ergonomic desk chair with adjustable lumbar support.

Ass-Hair Mullet by Gaunche January 1, 2022

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bowl cut mullet

a bowlet is a bowl cut mullet where the front of the hair is cut following the shape of a bowl and the back is left long with shaved sides.

he has the best bowl cut mullet I've ever seen

fucking hell sean is so hot
Julia: oh my god why is he so hot his hair is the best I've ever seen

Van: I know i hope he keeps his shit straight fax ong

bowl cut mullet by seanos aka bowlet March 24, 2022

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Afro Mullet

A hairstyle pimped by nerdy white kids with curly hair that isn't nappy enough to be a perfect afro, nor short enough on top to be a true mullet.

Dennis rocks the Afro Mullet every day at work, what a fag!

Afro Mullet by Carpmaster April 2, 2009

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Robyn Fowler

Gee Robyn Fowler is a woman, well kinda is and she has a mullet

woman with a mullet by Mr Swarve June 9, 2004

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