muddy kiss

a rim job whilst the recipient is suffering from a case of extreme diarrhea

last night I hooked up with melissa and she gave me a muddy kiss

by tombull360 September 01, 2021

Yasss Muddy Yasss

A phrase that you use when you agree w a something that someone has said or done.

“just got off the phone with my girl and her friend, she said she likes you”

“yasss muddy yasss”

by Ghetto Vocabulary February 03, 2025

muddy noodle

A penis that has just had anal sex, and still has poop on it.

I bro I just hooked up with Martha and I still have a muddy noodle

by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 11, 2024

Muddy Rain

The act of taking a shit on someone’s car windshield

I left for work and was dismayed to find a Muddy Rain on my cars windshield.

by Farrush21 October 01, 2021

Muddy Pancake

The act of plopping a human steamer on to the breasts of a female laying on her back with her boobs flat like a pancake.

Yeah last night I left a muddy pancake on Kenzie. She loved it and asked for another muddy pancake.

by Turdcutter69 November 13, 2017

muddy backroad

Someone's asshole.

Jeremy: Where do you want me to put it?
John: Down my Muddy Backroad...

by PrepucioFetido July 20, 2022

Muddy Helmet

When probing the anal cavity of a whore with one’s schlong, you take it out to relube when you realize that there is shit on the tip of your dick. At this point, you realize you do not need the lube and stick that shit right back in her asshole and pink sock that bitch.

Marci finally let me fuck her up the ass last night. She gave me a Muddy Helmet, but I just kept pounding away.

by Jason’s Sister’s Ass December 12, 2020