Academy of Mount St. Ursula 

Is an all girls catholic high school located in the Bronx. Filled with the most loyal, smartest, and beautiful girls. If you get a girl from Ursula treat her right because she’s wifey material.

Does that girl go to Academy of Mount St. Ursula? Yes she does she is very smart and beautiful. Imma wife her up!

Academy of Mount St. Ursula by Annoymus2234 November 10, 2018

e-mount 

The total cost of buying something online once postage and packaging, insurance etc has been added to it

Curt : I bought a sick new tracky off the net from Hong Kong the other day, brand new, cheap as anythin mate!

Jack : Oh yeah what was the total E-mount?

e-mount by Jack Downes December 13, 2008

rhino mount 

Well training in the military, you go find where your sergeant major is sleeping. Aggressively open his litefighter tent, and in your stylish pt belt only. Grab the corners of his mustache and mount him like the rhino he is. Try it with your buddies and see who can stay on the longest!

This one time at xctc my buddy and I ate some of the sergeant majors Starburst. Then decided to go see which one of us can rhino mount him the longest

rhino mount by Special_mason June 18, 2017

Maryland Mount 

When you shove a fleshlight into your partners ass and proceed to use it till orgasm

Mark: Maddy, wanna try a Maryland Mount tonght?
Maddy: Mmmmm~ Gladly!

Maryland Mount by Felixxtheviking April 21, 2018

Motor Mount

When you pick a girl off the ground and fuck her in the ass while ruthlessly forcing her to gargle motor oil

Last night we did the Motor Mount in the garage

Motor Mount by WigglesForLife June 17, 2020

Sermon on the Mount

Matthew chapters 5-7.

Where Jesus said many important and incredible things, like: "if someone takes your cloak, give them your tunic also," "be the salt and light of the earth," don't boast when you give to the poor and don't pursue revenge--etc, etc.

e.g. "Mother Teresa really took the sermon on the mount seriously."

Sermon on the Mount by Truthseekernumberthree February 18, 2013

Thee Braden Mount

Thee Braden Mount: You mount a female in a position where your knee caps are aligned and flush with a females ears and you insert your penis into her mouth. Whilst doing so, you take your "Strong Hand" (the hand that can take on fatigue the most) and "Finger Bang" thee shit out of her til the sun comes up or the cows come home, whatever comes first. (DISCLAIMER: Please have groomed, clean and manicured hands. The last thing you wanna do is scratch up the vaginal walls of your opponent, because that will be the last time you will interact with her in anyway, trust me. Also, please trim the hairs surrounding the male reproductive organs, for the love of god, why would you wanna lay the toupee you've been growing on your "Taint", on to her chin?)

Girl, honestly, all I wanna do is Thee Braden Mount on you.

Thee Braden Mount by Maddy Duke February 13, 2014