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e-mount

The total cost of buying something online once postage and packaging, insurance etc has been added to it
Curt : I bought a sick new tracky off the net from Hong Kong the other day, brand new, cheap as anythin mate!

Jack : Oh yeah what was the total E-mount?
by Jack Downes December 13, 2008
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rhino mount

Well training in the military, you go find where your sergeant major is sleeping. Aggressively open his litefighter tent, and in your stylish pt belt only. Grab the corners of his mustache and mount him like the rhino he is. Try it with your buddies and see who can stay on the longest!
This one time at xctc my buddy and I ate some of the sergeant majors Starburst. Then decided to go see which one of us can rhino mount him the longest
by Special_mason June 18, 2017
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Maryland Mount

When you shove a fleshlight into your partners ass and proceed to use it till orgasm
Mark: Maddy, wanna try a Maryland Mount tonght?
Maddy: Mmmmm~ Gladly!
by Felixxtheviking April 21, 2018
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Motor Mount

When you pick a girl off the ground and fuck her in the ass while ruthlessly forcing her to gargle motor oil
Last night we did the Motor Mount in the garage
by WigglesForLife June 17, 2020
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Sermon on the Mount

Matthew chapters 5-7.

Where Jesus said many important and incredible things, like: "if someone takes your cloak, give them your tunic also," "be the salt and light of the earth," don't boast when you give to the poor and don't pursue revenge--etc, etc.
e.g. "Mother Teresa really took the sermon on the mount seriously."
by Truthseekernumberthree February 18, 2013
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Thee Braden Mount

Thee Braden Mount: You mount a female in a position where your knee caps are aligned and flush with a females ears and you insert your penis into her mouth. Whilst doing so, you take your "Strong Hand" (the hand that can take on fatigue the most) and "Finger Bang" thee shit out of her til the sun comes up or the cows come home, whatever comes first. (DISCLAIMER: Please have groomed, clean and manicured hands. The last thing you wanna do is scratch up the vaginal walls of your opponent, because that will be the last time you will interact with her in anyway, trust me. Also, please trim the hairs surrounding the male reproductive organs, for the love of god, why would you wanna lay the toupee you've been growing on your "Taint", on to her chin?)
Girl, honestly, all I wanna do is Thee Braden Mount on you.
by Maddy Duke February 13, 2014
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south mouth mount

Riding on a guy's shoulders in a dress or skirt but without panties.
She asked if she could get on my shoulders so she could see the band better. After I gave her a lift I realized she gave me a south mouth mount.
by Frank the Tank Jr July 5, 2016
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