Monday

the worst day in the world

Well fuck, look at that its Monday.

by The man of blood and death November 10, 2018

Murdoch Monday

The best Monday you had/have/will have your whole life. Filled with unlimited treats (usually pastries, baked goods, cakes and desserts).

Just another Murdoch Monday

by brad455 August 14, 2022

monday

Having sex with other person.

Your wearing a mans button up, sitting in a gamer chair with a razor sticker on the window. You’re literally just "Monday" to him.

by Mtrinxpo August 3, 2021

Monday's

Derogatory for black people

Hey John yes George do you know why they call black people Monday's know why because everybody hates Monday's

by George Wallace June 7, 2018

Migration Monday

Made off of the migration movie where you watch only bird-related movies on Monday nights

Hey guys! Tomorrow is Migration Monday, are you gonna participate?

by kas0 April 29, 2024

First Monday

1) The day before work day.

2) The day people start thinking about work.

Bob- "Are you almost done with your project?"
Bob- "Cause, there's a crazy party at Tom's place on Saturday."
Tim- "Pretty much done, won't have to worry about it till first monday. I'll be there."

by Usermin November 6, 2012

Oleg on mondays

some peopple have the condition of olegging, which mean that they turn into uncle oleg on monday.

"bro, my friend is uncle oleg rn, he cant stop touching the walls right now. hes Oleg on mondays."

by Russian Attack Helicopter October 20, 2025