Naked Mole Rat

Your mum

Your mum is a naked mole rat

by DaGamingPanda May 22, 2022

Mole yuck

A dumbass, numskull, or knucklehead

That guy just ran a red light. What a mole yuck

by Teatzy June 3, 2022

Naked Mole-Rat

Our true overlords may the naked mole-rat religion always be with you.

“And here we have the Naked Mole-Rat what a perfect specimen for a new overlord”

by Mole Rat supreme December 7, 2021

Nigger Mole

A raised mole located on the base of one’s penis.

Kristina: “I deepthroated Mike’s dick all the way up and I noticed that he had a nigger mole.
Stacy: “How?”
Kristina: “It was on his dick. My mouth noticed it as I sucked him dry.”
Stacy: “Wow!”

by chingmayne April 14, 2022

Whack-A-Mole Shit Show

Adjective, Noun or Adverb:
When something/someone making zero logical sense causes "spinning in circles," similar to playing the arcade game Whack-A-Mole.

After multiple quarters were sunk into the game, Kat realized she could catch but not harm the Whack-A-Mole. She walked away shaking her head and rubbing her face, acknowledging the exhaustive power of the Shit Show. Curse you, Whack-A-Mole Shit Show!!!"

by JustAHappyCamper January 12, 2021

Moling

To fist using the head.

John was moling Paul in the ass when his girlfriend entered the room.

by McGrottBag March 23, 2021

mole's memory

The uncanny knack a promiscuous woman has to find her belongings- and the person's she's slept with.

I woke up and I swear I fucked her last night but there was no trace of her or my credit card- she definitely had mole's memory.

by Kavorks April 3, 2021