A box where men store their semen for a whole year and then give it to someone as an April Fools joke disguised as milk.
Man 1: "Here's some milk man, I just thought I would give you some"
*gives the Moo Box*
Man 2: "Thanks dude, I actually felt like milk"
*drinks the Moo Box*
Man 2: "HOLY FUCK- IS THIS SEMEN?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"
*gives the Moo Box*
Man 2: "Thanks dude, I actually felt like milk"
*drinks the Moo Box*
Man 2: "HOLY FUCK- IS THIS SEMEN?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"
by Siphiwe Tshabalala May 19, 2018
Get the Moo Boxmug. 1. A cute and loving animal that produces milk and meat.
2. A very cute and sexy chubby girl who giggles a lot, has thick hips(that she loves to show off in public) and is very clumsy but usually in a way that makes you love her even more.
2. A very cute and sexy chubby girl who giggles a lot, has thick hips(that she loves to show off in public) and is very clumsy but usually in a way that makes you love her even more.
Man: Hey! Is that a Moo Cow?
Woman: Yeah! They are such cute animals!
Man: Who's my little cutie Moo Cow?
Woman: I am daddy bear!
Woman: Yeah! They are such cute animals!
Man: Who's my little cutie Moo Cow?
Woman: I am daddy bear!
by The_God_of_all_Dogz December 8, 2015
Get the Moo Cowmug. Moos is a truly unplaceble creature. Loves football and career mode. Kind of a sigma, doesn't chase but attracts. A Moos is likely to get absolutely sh*tfaced at any social function that he takes part in, ending up either knocked out on the ground or above the toilet. Moos is very tall but has a huge hunchback. Other than this he is the most honest and sincere guy you can meet.
by KnackeredTbone December 1, 2022
Get the Moosmug. by Cowgirlnumbertwo May 19, 2021
Get the moo!mug. by FuukaGirl September 9, 2022
Get the r8 the moomug. 