Mexican Minivan

The act of sticking two fingers in a woman's vagina while your friend double-fists the ass. Hence there are two in the front, 10 in the back.

wanna give bridget a mexican minivan with me?

by bitch mancini February 20, 2011

Mexican Foot

When the soles or your entire foot/feet burn or get hot do to a lot of physical activity /labor and or hot pavement/ground

Hector:"I was selling flowers and oranges in the corner last summer the pavement really burned my feet".

Dulce : "you had that Mexican Foot "

by Dawn Dove June 3, 2016

Mexican Vasectomy

Any kick or punch to the testicles that is so damaging, that sexual reproduction becomes impossible.

I gave that asshole at the bar last night a Mexican Vasectomy for looking at me funny.

by Derp Urban September 13, 2014

Mexican washed

someone who has picked up the lingual as well as customs of a real mexican.

Kyle is so Mexican washed.

by Monsterlover June 13, 2010

mexican chocolate

When you take a shit after eating Taco Bell.

"I ate Taco Bell last night and now I have to take the biggest Mexican Chocolate"

by hotstyler October 30, 2013

mexican banjo

A shovel

Boys, this garden isn't going to dig itself. Start playing the mexican banjo!

by ryman_2000 November 11, 2009

Mexican Pizza

When a mexican man stretches his scrotum across another person's face, especially their mouth.

Jose: Man, I gave her a mexican pizza last night.
Juan: Oh shit, how'd she take it?
Jose: She bit it.

by ThePizza December 13, 2009