mesticals

Messed Up Testicles

When a guy's balls are nasty, misshapen , deformed, distorted... missing. When the balls don't look right and they are messed up they are mesticals.

"I swear, his mesticals was shaped were Abraham Lincoln. And it even had a beard."

by MJE November 27, 2007

messeye

Any issue regarding the eye.

Example 1: I am scared to drive somewhere and get my eyes dilated since I will not be able to drive back because i will have messeye.

Example 2: Ewww... have you see Karina's left eye? Yeah, she has major messeye.

by Lschlong & Aldong December 21, 2008

messy fun

When a couple make love during the women's menstruation period.

Guy: Lets go to bed!
Girl: No, I'm in my Red Zone
Guy: That's ok, it will be messy but fun!
Girl: Sure, I'm up for some messy fun!

by Drew's Chew October 25, 2011

Messy B Rider

A Messy B Rider is someone who is fuckin' shit up (in an extremely positive way)
This could be on a game, in an argument, even in real life.

Hey Scott did you see my k/d on cod? I am such a messy b rider

by MessyBRider February 19, 2013

mess child

A mess child is someone who simply does not have their life in order. They drink excessively and never know when to stop. They are often in trouble with their parents and are often thought to be less favourable than other siblings. Mess children tend to get themselves in dangerous situations without realising the consequences. Mess children are avoided when they are drunk as they tend to cause drama and chaos.

Person 1 : Did you see Mary last night?

Person 2 : She is the definition of a mess child

by Onone247 April 29, 2016

messy hoes

Usually a broke female trading gossip for stripes/or friends that don't pay their bills. Often are found on the Gulf Coast YEAR ROUND but secretly getting Fucked BY THE "CREW"

It's a Bird, Its A Plane;... Oh No, Its Just Them Messy Hoes smh... Hoes

by Bay Way October 14, 2016

meschac

Just an overall awesome type of person, generally funny and very impersive

I wish everyone was more like meschac

by XluckyX June 6, 2016