Matthew Hirst is a lanky person with green eyes. He has a gigantic horse cock with a minimum size of 13 inches. He only likes to bang short girls and has destroyed at least 3 pelvises. Has a fetish for guys named Jacob. He is known for stealing girlfriends, especially short chicks.
by Bent Facts September 9, 2020
Get the Matthew Hirstmug. by god March 25, 2005
Get the matthew perrymug. The greatest couple that could possibly exist. Emily is beautiful inside and out and just doesn't know it. She is the prettiest girl alive and has the best personality and the best body. Matthew is very lucky to have her. Matthew is a calm guy who tries to stay positive as much as he can. He is funny and overall a fun person to be around. He likes Emily so much that he would do anything for her. If you think any other couple is better than them your lying to yourself buddy.
Person 1: Look at that couple. They look so awesome!
Person 2: That's Emily and Matthew, the best couple out there!
Person 2: That's Emily and Matthew, the best couple out there!
by DatEggoBoii November 6, 2018
Get the Emily and Matthewmug. An extremely Caucasian(white) person who is a try hard at basketball. He likes to masturbate, however, due to the fact that he has such a tiny dick, he has to use tweezers.
by im a definition god November 29, 2018
Get the Matthew Camillettimug. An Excellent singer and a member of the band "Vertical Horizon"
A famous song of his is "everything you want"
and a message to the first guy who added a definition of him, if i ever find out who you are i'll tear out your fucking lips you pathetic prat. you obviously couldn't tell a good singer if one came up and bit you in the ass.
A famous song of his is "everything you want"
and a message to the first guy who added a definition of him, if i ever find out who you are i'll tear out your fucking lips you pathetic prat. you obviously couldn't tell a good singer if one came up and bit you in the ass.
Me: Hey Matt, you rock dude!
Matthew: Thanks Mate.
Me: I hunted down your haters for you!
Matthew: Uhh... Thanks mate, I think.
Matthew: Thanks Mate.
Me: I hunted down your haters for you!
Matthew: Uhh... Thanks mate, I think.
by L'Ranne June 24, 2006
Get the Matthew Scannellmug. Famous to the under ground community. Usually girls between the ages of 13-15 are in total love with him. Matthew is a vegan. He is the gaygod. he owns many popular groups on myspace. He does a stickam show every monday and thursday at www.matthewlush.com/cam. k thanks :
lauren (age 14):Matthew lush is soooo hot!
jessica (age 14)- OMGG (=oh my gay god) i know like right!
lauren: YEAYA!!! (matthew lush thing he says constantly, and actualy made a song called yeaya {yee-ya})
lol.
jessica (age 14)- OMGG (=oh my gay god) i know like right!
lauren: YEAYA!!! (matthew lush thing he says constantly, and actualy made a song called yeaya {yee-ya})
lol.
by lauren [FTH] yeaya! December 9, 2007
Get the matthew lushmug. A word in which you are on the toilet and you have you're shirt slightly upwards and then you feel your back on the toilet lid
by da da da da da da da January 9, 2022
Get the cold-matthewmug.