E.G.M also know as Early Grave Management was Founded By ( kE & bZ ) YOU PLAY YOU LAY it’s that simple I mean it’s right in the name earl-lee gray-ve man-a-ge-ment
- their names are spelled backwards for the slow ones
- their names are spelled backwards for the slow ones
Aye boy you heard bout E.G.M ya ass bet not get caught lacking on soul on my kids yo grave gon get managed early - some wise old man
Early Grave Management/ E.G.M
Early Grave Management/ E.G.M
by Some Wise Old Man June 15, 2022
The idea that one person can send five emails in one night and look like a superhero or on funny email chains they can end it with one very inapporpriate one. And he has small balls and tiny feet.
by Imasuperstar October 10, 2012
When a manager is reactive instead of proactive.
A manager that is a pussy and can't stick to a plan because he buckles under the pressure of others.
When your manager doesn't have the balls to look you in the eyes and tell you he is getting ready to stab you in the back because he is putting another job in front of yours to appease someone else.
A manager that is a pussy and can't stick to a plan because he buckles under the pressure of others.
When your manager doesn't have the balls to look you in the eyes and tell you he is getting ready to stab you in the back because he is putting another job in front of yours to appease someone else.
by tstrasser October 19, 2016
The procedure most levels of management endure at an off site meetings. In atition, they learn to loudly yet privately critizise a coworker, and excell at accepting alll the kudo's for others work, that made them look good.
Strangely these empty paychecks are also immune to productivity dowsizing.
Strangely these empty paychecks are also immune to productivity dowsizing.
Hey did you see Macco turn and dress down Rob at that the quarterly meeting? Yes, so did the whol esection, but Macco got one hell of an attaboy from the CIO.
Funny yhink is that Macco's name was in like 24pt font in the program. Wht's up wit that.
Damn Tony Soprano should havd had been so luckyo hsv had a teflon management class!
Funny yhink is that Macco's name was in like 24pt font in the program. Wht's up wit that.
Damn Tony Soprano should havd had been so luckyo hsv had a teflon management class!
by krewer May 24, 2009
When a manager explains to an employee or to a tenant why things are the way they are at their job or where they live.
I thanked the manager of the apartment complex I live in for manager splainin' to my why my new lease begins on the 28th of November instead of December 1st.
A position where you're continuously chasing credit for your stolen efforts , stuck between a sleeping manager and a greedy stakeholder who wants the wheel to keep turning without fueling it .
A person so tired and exhausted that he turns dump and burned out by two weeks .
A person so tired and exhausted that he turns dump and burned out by two weeks .
A worker to his supervisor : sir, we have a colleague who can't piss !!
The supervisor : call the operations manager and piss on him .. he will help !! .
The supervisor : call the operations manager and piss on him .. he will help !! .
by Daralam May 26, 2021
traffic management without the presence of traffic cops on the roads. Under such a system, drivers and pedestrians strictly obey the traffic rules, e.g. by following the traffic light system, as if there were traffic cops managing traffic.
Traffic self-management is like a hard nut to crack when it comes to implementing it.
by uttam maharjan December 11, 2010