Alexander John Major

Dementia of a 93 year old at 18, professional Linda Manor resident, also Leo major is his great uncle or something like that. Loves to leave class for 10 minutes every day for a "special somebody "- Josh DeSimone. Number one Celtics enthusiast. Loves all red soccer teams (only Arsenal, Manchester United, Liverpool). Very mysterious (could be due to the dementia). Masterful at 0.5 photos.

Alex Major is angry at Billy for yelling at him for throwing mayo in the lunchroom. He is for real pulling an Alexander John Major.

by Jorge(Pronounced George) December 15, 2023

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Major L

The main character of summertime saga

"Well, I'm not sure if you've heard or not, but my dad passed away, so I've been dealing with that..."
"Major L"

by isekai2 July 14, 2023

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Major rager

someone that takes moshpits seriously all while following proper pit etiquette and still having fun. more than likely will have a ton of bruises after the fact and still mosh no matter what

Chris: did you see all those people getting carried out the pits today after it rained ?
Steve: too bad they arent major ragers like us and cant handle the pressure

by notsoiCarly August 6, 2023

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Major Grindage

When Mr. Holley is ready to eat lunch

Mr. Holley - "Alrighty estudiantes its time for some major grindage"

by OkayNesko August 30, 2023

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MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKIN BASEBALL

An interjection that is either used to express congratuation or confusion.

Example 1:
Hiko: I just got into this new university for smart people!
Hako: MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKIN BASEBALL
Example 2:
Hiko: Explain why there is a cat in the fridge?? It's only us.
Hako: MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKIN BASEBALL

by MissSaikou September 16, 2023

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