Sergeant Major

The highest enlisted rank in the Army and Marines. His job is to be a dick.

Soldier: Good morning, Sergeant Major.

Sergeant Major: How do you know what kinda goddamn day it is?

Soldier: Beautiful day, Sergeant Major.

Sergeant Major: What are you, a fucking weatherman?

by AragornElessar February 8, 2024

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major hottie

A name given to any attractive woman in uniform, regardless of rank

Remember when we used to train the troops at the Armory and there was those two chicks major Hottie and corporal cutie?

by Jax 420 April 26, 2023

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Travel major

Two stupid ass boys that are annoying asf and are dumb whores

Travel majors are Birtrum & Justin

by Chopped cheese December 2, 2023

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Dementia of a 93 year old at 18, professional Linda Manor resident, also Leo major is his great uncle or something like that. Loves to leave class for 10 minutes every day for a "special somebody "- Josh DeSimone. Number one Celtics enthusiast. Loves all red soccer teams (only Arsenal, Manchester United, Liverpool). Very mysterious (could be due to the dementia). Masterful at 0.5 photos.

Alex Major is angry at Billy for yelling at him for throwing mayo in the lunchroom. He is for real pulling an Alexander John Major.

by Jorge(Pronounced George) December 15, 2023

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Major L

The main character of summertime saga

"Well, I'm not sure if you've heard or not, but my dad passed away, so I've been dealing with that..."
"Major L"

by isekai2 July 14, 2023

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Major rager

someone that takes moshpits seriously all while following proper pit etiquette and still having fun. more than likely will have a ton of bruises after the fact and still mosh no matter what

Chris: did you see all those people getting carried out the pits today after it rained ?
Steve: too bad they arent major ragers like us and cant handle the pressure

by notsoiCarly August 6, 2023

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