Marty McFist

When you get a hand job from someone with Parkinson's disease in the passenger seat of a Delorean.

My buddy's grandma gave me a Marty McFist for my birthday!

by Sleazy Gonzales September 25, 2017

matty c

a country girls’ country boy. gets mad poon, including the girl of his dreams. matty c is the guy you want to have your girlfriend cheat on you with cause he’s so spicy.

yo did you see matty c yesterday? yeah he was with my girl loren. but it’s all good though, it’s matty c.

by lorthewhore May 7, 2018

Maffy-Noller

A common leech who preys on unsuspecting groups of boys destroying their sense of happiness. This person is a hypocritical piece of mould and frequently uses the word ‘Lairy’ and the phrase ‘no-one else wanted me in their group so I have to go with you guys’

Maffy-Noller by the door, lets peg it lads

by _Lil Goose_ June 26, 2018

mattysexual

The attraction to the one and only
MATTY FUCKING MCKIBBEN

(Mathew “Matty” Mckibben (Awkward))

Since I’ve seen Matty Mckibben on the show Awkward, I identify as mattysexual

by mckibben February 4, 2019

matty daddy

matty is just daddy. plain and simple.

matty daddy is honestly daddy

by daddyzgirl82916 July 18, 2019

Martyna

The definition of cute,adorable,sweet,artsy,smart AND ETC

Martyna is cute,adorable,sweet,artsy,smart AND ETC

by Tk1927 September 8, 2019

marty mayo lick

when a kid named matthew eats bread - mayo - bread sandwiches

marty mayo lick is eating pure mayo sandwiches!

by whyamiusingurban November 7, 2019