major smoothie meltdown

When working at a smoothie shop and having backed up blenders, smoothies that wont blend and worst of all: exploding smoothies. Must be simultaneous to be classified as a major smoothie meltdown. It's known to induce panic attacks and suicidal thoughts

I need backup, stat! We're having a major smoothie meltdown!

by ihatesmoothies November 13, 2011

John Major

The peas are good tonight dear

"The peas are good tonight dear" -John Major

by Among us nft April 19, 2022

Major

A man with an absolute fucking fatty

Person 1: that guy is such a major
P. Diddy: WHERE

by Major gyatt October 14, 2025

Major Cloog

(noun)

1. A average Kill-tuber, tries to expose, pedophilia, racism, and other disturbing acts of others while being a pedophile.

(noun)
2. someone which people meat ride constantly because they are naz- anti furries.

12 year old: Major cloog is the best

Me: Are you sure about that?

by V's February 14, 2024

Modern Major General

A song that debuted in an opera called The Pirates of Penzance. It entered popular culture in recent decades following its adaptation in VeggieTales. Nowadays, it's commonly parodied in various memes

"I'm very good with integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalcules;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern major general!"
(In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
he is the very model of a modern major general!)

by Inlovewithabsol June 15, 2024

G Major 6

A effect with low threshold and the pitches 0 and -6

G Major 6 is too dark.

by mp2278 October 12, 2023

Major Cloog

Youtuber who's a pedophile with a gore fetish, he loves animating gorey animations mostly involving furries for kids on YouTube. He was outed as a groomer by a wizard ale shitpost on Twitter for grooming a 12 year old furry kid over Discord.

Major Cloog should stay away from children

by Fishy Mann March 4, 2024