Listen to Jack Johnson

Masturbation. Since Jack Johnson the singer/songwriter produces calming and stress relieving music and due to his nomenclature.

She really wanted to just watch Netflix; I'm going to go home and listen to Jack Johnson.

by TheDailyOne February 28, 2016

Clitty Litter

Vaginal debris. Found in and around a women's underwear.

"Get the scoop, my girlfriend left some clitty litter in my hamper."

by Jtron 3000 September 28, 2005

yeah me too but listen

A phrase used to diminish the significance of what was just said; used as a synonym for "i don't really care what you just said".

John: I had a horrible day yesterday, I lost my wallet and my girlfriend dumped me.

Joey: Yeah me too but listen.

by Akhan91 July 28, 2011

four-lettered man

N. A variation of three-lettered man, referring to a male homosexual. The four letters refer to Homo.

We don't hang out with John. We've heard he's a bit of a four-lettered man.

by One dude. May 24, 2009

thirteen letter shit spreader

CB Slang for an International truck

-Skunk Gizzard: Breaker. Breaker. This is the Skunk Gizzard calling out for anyone descending from the heavens of Big Snowy Creek (Road); Come back.
-Liplash: Liplash has his ears on. Go ahead.
-Skunk Gizzard: Go easy on my back door. I got a thirteen letter shit spreader playing cargo to a Pete with it's jake on. If you're comin' down strong, be forewarned that there's no way around. Over.
-Liplash: That's a big 10-4 Gizzard. Thank you for the heads up. Much appreciated.
-Triple S No One / Triple S #1 (possible future handle for the president of SuperScoutSpecialist): This is Triple S No One callin' for Skunk Gizzard and Liplash. An extended warning regarding that Catter-fillered Peter. Come back
-Skunk Gizzard: Go ahead
-Liplash: ~click~
-DP (Driver of Peterbilt): I resemble that. Come back.
-Triple S No One: We're double teaming this road whore. He's my chute and I'm his pusher-upper. You got an okay on the go-around but unless you want to be in the way during or on your way to, the next flight to heaven, it'd be best to get in the rocking chair on this ride. Over.
-Skunk Gizzard: ~click~
-Liplash: ~click~
-DP: I'll be one seat up from you til I take a hard Paint Bank up to the 64 Triple S. Over.
Triple S No One: ~click~

by AmerIHCan May 8, 2010

too many letters; didn't manage

One can say about something inappropriately lengthy. Abbreviation is tml;dm.

x: Dude, you're totally have to check it out!
y: too many letters; didn't manage :(

by nefis February 6, 2009

french letter

this is how old people say johnny / rubber / condom

"i say old boy, i must dash to Mr Fotheringay's ye olde corner shoppe, I'm clean out of french letters... "

by tash May 1, 2003