leaves in the gutter

Putting a wad of toilet paper in your butt crack to absorb a shart or blowout.

I feel a shart coming on….put some leaves in the gutter to absorb that shart!

by The KI girls April 3, 2025

leave it be

leave it alone; don’t talk about it anymore

gf: why didn’t you tell me ur ex called you yesterday
bf: i didn’t think it was a big deal nothing happened
gf: alright it’s whatever, leave it be

by 38458483 May 18, 2025

Leaved

Abbreviation of left.

Commonly used in England and outer areas of North America

Best leaved it the experts.
They leaved the area

by Nabbetetrysvaks sdf June 23, 2023

leaving our feelings in the glove box

Putting our feelings aside and staying friends.

We leaving our feelings in the glove box right?

by Emissjane May 1, 2018

Join-Leave Limbo

"I joined the meeting early, but seeing no one else, I left. Unfortunately, this triggered a notification that the meeting had started, leading someone else to join. However, upon joining, they leave because no one is in the meeting! But their joining triggers a notification causing the cycle to repeat for others in a continuous cascade "
aka Empty Room Echo or Notification Cascade

the meeting ended early. I joined late causing a Join-Leave Limbo.

by Foucault's Pandemonium June 13, 2024

National leave the basement day

On March 19, that is a day of when anyone who has kidnapped you, has to too free you.

You: Hey, it's national leave the basement day!
Kidnapper: Oh shit my fault, you good to go

by Minecraftplay1830 February 29, 2024

Leave me alone

The nicer way to say "fuck off".

Sibling 1: *geniunley being annoying*
Sibling 2: Asshole, could you leave me alone for a moment?

by axodoescocaine March 17, 2023