Lana

lana is the biggest bitch that exists in her eyes we are all unclean crumbs that do not deserve to live she rules the penises of men and no one is equal to her.Alcoholic is her second name and she is a medical mystery how her body still functions. She is thought to one day cure AIDS. She is obsessed with kinky things and most of all she loves scratching and strong sex by sticking her head in a pillow. The most dangerous are Lanas who are Sagittarius in the horoscope they will literally devour you.her opinion is supreme and undeniable. in nature are often seen with a large gang of ladies who do not have their selves in front of her. Lana is dangerous and you need to be as far away from her as possible because she is biting. At the end of the day everyone loves Lana and wants to be like her because in one word she is perfect and is the biggest bitch in the universe

Lana will come for you if you disagree

by Hwhwhdhd November 22, 2021

Lafan

Lafan is a cute female name that comes from the word "fan" in Arabic, which means to arrive or wither; girls called Lafan are the ultimate Virgos. They plan everything and set up metrics for everything, and effortlessly rate everything.

She's such a lafan. She always has constructive criticism and precise ratings for everything

by S0larflare November 22, 2021

Labanna

Alien priestess with a very nice butt. Equal parts brillant and bat shit crazy. Is part of a pregnancy cult that is seeded with extra terrestrial dna. Potetenially a hyrid herself.

Labanna came over whipped up a delicious meal when there was nothing in the fridge.

by Lola luvx November 22, 2021

labanna

a magical woman with super powers related to extra terrestrials. very good cook, and very nice butt. equal parts brilliant and bat shit crazy.

when i hang out with labanna i always think i’m impregnated by an alien

by kam kundalini November 22, 2021

labanna

humanitarian alien sprung upon earth to invigorate pussy power and eliminate toxic masculinity

Damn, Labanna can really shake her ass

by enbyalien November 22, 2021

laganiae

A very slow person, who hear worth shit😂

Me “How was your day today” loud

Laganiae “ huh”

by He’s daddy fr😍 November 22, 2021

Lana

L: Likes to goof around and make dad jokes
A: Apparently the shows and movies you recommend are added to her “watch list”

N: Nice, caring, and a beautiful human being
A: An expert on any beauty or skin care related issues. Like she should be a dermatologist fr

All in all, Lana is a joy to be around and very resourceful. Blunt in a funny way, finds humor in everything. Questionable taste when it comes to memes/shows/movies but occasionally would recommend a good show or send a good meme. Got any skin care question? Ask Lana. Want a good spot to go eat or do anything? Ask Lana. Have a quantum physics question? Ask Lana. May we all have a Lana in our lives.

A: “have you ever met a bad Lana?”

B:”nah”
A:”hey man we’re planning this heist we need a good plan”

B: “let me ask lana”

by IBrahimbby November 22, 2021