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hob knocker

a guy who stares at girls boobs all the time
geez, christian is such a hob knocker-sam
(christian staring at Sam's boobs)
by ;)hrnyallthetime May 25, 2010
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Cock Knocker

a cock knocker is a person(s) that is gay, homosexual or a plain old dickface
see (knob Jockey) for fether definition of cock knocker
by Alex Walters May 13, 2005
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Kracker

by Anonymous December 3, 2002
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cock knocker

A really dumb guy. The kind of exceptionally dumb guy who whacks his hardon against door frames and shit, literally knocking his cock.

Especially applicable to a guy who sucks, yet has a rad girlfriend.
"Ditch that guy, like yesterday. Your boyfriend is a fucking cock knocker. You could do so much better. Like me."
by Danny Delinquent March 29, 2005
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knicker slug

"my girlfriend's old panties have knicker slugs"
by beteo January 29, 2004
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short knocker

Adj. (short knocking, short knock)
1) In Tiger Woods Golf for the PS or XBOX, coming up unreasonably short on an easy shot.
2) Coming up short in general. (life, money, hoes, etc.)
3) Referring to ones inadequacies in the manhood department.
by cdc C-Murder September 7, 2007
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knackered hipward

to shag a lady vigerously so that her pelvis requires medical treatment thus involving a hip replacement
"im gonna go knacker deep on that bird so hard she'll need an appointment at the knackered hipward"
by Diamond Dave April 28, 2004
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