Keitaro

Keitaro is a ugly little faggot who loves sucking on a woman named Rachaels titties and licking her cucci while sipping on her nut

Keitaro is a boy

by Sjsjrngjcjed April 15, 2020

keithdabeast

Big dick gets all the chicks and every person loves him he is usually pretty strong and loves eating pussy

Keithdabeast is cool

by Keith 14 May 23, 2020

Keith Hernandez

Alpha Male; one who is built of pure testosterone; fabled to be the second coming of Jesus Christ himself; stronger than Shaggy

People who worship God are secretly worshiping Keith Hernandez, who is God, and man, and spirit.

I want Keith Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen

by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020

Keith Austin Hernandez

The purest form of God; pure testosterone; made the known universe

At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasn’t here. He’s always been. You don’t even need a where. Not even a when. That’s how every it gets

I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.

by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020

Keith

Brother jean. The best dang keithston there is.

Sup Keith

by Supercooldude2187 November 15, 2020

Keith

Brother jean. The best keithston there is.

Sup Keith

by Supercooldude2187 November 15, 2020

Keith

Big ard fella who sits down the pub witha pint of carling and chats utter bollocks. After watching his team lose on a Saturday afternoon he goes home to beat the missus. Loves Tommy Robinson and the EDL. He's not racist coz he loves the fellas down at his local tandoori.

Keith is the big bald lad at the pub who chats utter shite about immigration and rates the English breckie he had that morning.

by MuslimHunter November 28, 2020