"Matt come here, since you're new to the group we want you to roll up a celebrity joint for the whole group"
by BreRex November 29, 2015
Get the celebrity jointmug. When a couple reaches the point in their relationship when they realize it would be easier to share piles of coins lying around the house and in the car, rather than try to maintain separate piles.
"How are things between you and Mary?"
"It's getting pretty serious, we moved in together and even opened a joint change account."
"It's getting pretty serious, we moved in together and even opened a joint change account."
by libidinouslogophilia September 23, 2013
Get the joint change accountmug. 
1. An almost solely British term for a bar, pub, or tavern.
2. When used in different context, a term for a unfavorable
position, disgusting, crappy place or situation, such as a filthy restaurant, a bad match on a video game, or horrid experience while doing most anything.
3. A bathroom.
The word "piss" meaning something disgustingly awful, and "joint" meaning location or event.
2. When used in different context, a term for a unfavorable
position, disgusting, crappy place or situation, such as a filthy restaurant, a bad match on a video game, or horrid experience while doing most anything.
3. A bathroom.
The word "piss" meaning something disgustingly awful, and "joint" meaning location or event.
(British) "Oi, where's the nearest piss joint?"
"Screw this place, it's a total piss joint. Let's get outa here."
"Forget it, man. That place's a piss joint!"
"Hey guys, I gotta make a visit to the piss joint, be right back.
"Screw this place, it's a total piss joint. Let's get outa here."
"Forget it, man. That place's a piss joint!"
"Hey guys, I gotta make a visit to the piss joint, be right back.
by Shakesfear October 20, 2012
Get the piss jointmug. by Sandman meme September 22, 2016
Get the joint filemug. Commonly mistaken with the action of putting force on a bodypart where multiple bones meet, causing the "joint" to make a cracking or popping sound.
To crack a joint actually means to consuming Marihuana or as the hip folk say it "to smoke a doobie" or "to smoke trees".
To crack a joint actually means to consuming Marihuana or as the hip folk say it "to smoke a doobie" or "to smoke trees".
Me: Do you have evening plans?
Mathias: Not really, want to crack a joint?
Me: What joint? Fingers or toes? Why would I want to do that all evening?
Mathias: Not really, want to crack a joint?
Me: What joint? Fingers or toes? Why would I want to do that all evening?
by No_lies_213 July 15, 2022
Get the To crack a jointmug. by CameronSmithsAGayCunt December 2, 2022
Get the Joint Rolling Machinemug.