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jerky face

The epitome of all curse words. Is a noun. Basically means that someone is not worthy of living because of their face. Worse then calling someone a motherf***er
The worst insult you could ever call someone.
Ever.
I hate you! I HATE YOU! YOUR nothing but a stinkin... a stinkin jerky face!
by dadio LP September 12, 2006
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annie uncle jerry

The engagement in incestual sexual behavior between a brother and sister, often involving a third, unrelated participant. Often times, the encounter involves the use of the position known as the spit roast, with the sister (known as the annie) receiving the reproductive organ of the brother (known as the uncle jerry) in her mouth, while simultaneously receiving the reproductive organ of the third, unrelated participant in either her vagina or anus.
Dude, when I go to Boston this summer, I am going to round up Adam's mother and uncle and we are gonna have one giant annie uncle jerry.
by Half-Brew April 4, 2008
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minge jerky

The chewy elements of vaginal discharge, particularly during menstruation.
Phil - What's that caught between you teeth, Dave?
Dave - Well, Phil, I was going down on the missus last night and the painters were in. Got a bit of minge jerky caught in between my incisors.
Phil - Is that more or less embarrassing that spinach?
by fossnessmonster March 12, 2009
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Jerrymeandering

Jerrymeandering: The process of perusing thrift stores in search of Jerry Maguire VHS cassette tapes.
Why don't you go Jerrymeandering with your family?
by AUMEYEGOD May 4, 2011
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jerby

I ain't gonna study, I'm feelin' all jerby.
by ken March 17, 2005
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Jermy

A small and curious fellow who constantly tries to be taller. But is still missed if other people fail to look down at the creature bouncing up and down.
Ooh, Christ, I nearly tripped straight over that Jermy. If I hadn't looked down...?
by Popsicle June 18, 2004
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More Fucked up than Jerry's kids

The adjective that describes someone who has achieved the most coveted form of intoxication. It refers to the disabled/mentally challanged children that recieve the money raised by the telethon conducted by Jerry Lewis. Although your fellow friend is not reciving money through a telethon, they display many of the same characteristics of a retard (drooling, unintelligable language, uncooth gestures, pulling pants to the ankles to piss)
Dude - look at this shit! Your boy passed out on the shitter while wiping his ass, and now the muthafucker is crashed out on the floor of a bathroom stall with ass paper hanging out of his corn-hole. Your boy is more fucked up than Jerry's Kids!
by Hung way LOW April 26, 2006
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