The most mid and annoying guy to ever live. Everything he says is bothering someone. And he also got 2 from cycle test in IT class.
Class mate 1: "Jan Jonáš isn't that annoying today"
Jonáš: "Oh really?"
Class mate 1: "I changed my mind"
Jonáš: "Oh really?"
Class mate 1: "I changed my mind"
by moderatelysmallman February 07, 2022
He thinks he’s ard and loves sticking his dick in watermelons. He can’t walk past the fruit aisle in tescos without penetrating something.
by Ruene October 22, 2017
A true friend. The best boyfriend you will ever get. Extremely nice yet sometimes a douche. Very caring and sweet, not to forget handsome and tall. He is a very good hugger and is pretty good at fucking. Doesn't really like horror (more like Hates it) and is a sporty lad. Will most of the times be there for you even if you're not there for him. He likes the good stuff kinda music and isn't very artistic. He's rather sweet though. He's a very awesome dude and a great memer
Person 1: "Omg did you see that guy?"
Person 2: "Yes, that's Jan-Dieke, he's awesome"
Person 1: "Duhh"
Person 2: "Yes, that's Jan-Dieke, he's awesome"
Person 1: "Duhh"
by niggerfagimus September 08, 2017
Jan Gunnar is such a Jan Gunnar
by Karet2 October 16, 2023
by Elf master Jan November 04, 2022
"This lady wouldn't stop screaming at the cashier in the shop today, so I went full Jan Barun on her!"
by Wvrme August 21, 2018
A small, women owned business with the BEST rain or shine gear for kids and adults! Raining outside? Sun beating down? We got you 😉
Person 1: Raining again? These kids NEED to go outside but they’ll get soaked!
Person 2: You need to get them some Jan & Jul waterproof gear!
Beach trip, finally! SO glad I packed our Jan & Jul sun hats!
Person 2: You need to get them some Jan & Jul waterproof gear!
Beach trip, finally! SO glad I packed our Jan & Jul sun hats!
by Jan&Jul November 25, 2021