Jack

When you shit your pants and get crap on your balls

Oh shit I Jacked myself

by Lushsg December 9, 2017

Jack

Jack is a DOG
And you are a FLOWER
When Jack lift his LEG UP
He gives you a SHOWER

A dog who always pee on everyone

If you see Jack run away from him, his urine smell will never come off.

by Ark Bahamut October 9, 2018

Jack

An awesome guy who is likeable, smart, funny, and sporty. He gets all the girls because he has a pleasant face, and his hockey team will probably win the state championship. He is the kind of person who wouldn't put his mouth around the whole water bottle opening when drinking water, because that's gross.

I'm so glad to be friends with Jack because he's so cool!

by graedion June 11, 2018

Jack

Is a cunt

Hi my name is jack and I’m a cunt

by Lolage101 September 27, 2019

jack

a simpy git that loves to get bummed.

occasionally likes a finger up the bum whole

jack likes his tea the way he likes his piss weak

by your mum makes shit tea June 2, 2020

jack

jack is very gay he likes to take it up the ass only some times tho he has a celebrity crush on Kevin off shameless he wants to take it up the ass from him he has a boyfriend at school his oscar.k

Nah jokes whoever has a boyfriend named jack is very lucky haha lol I have a boyfriend named jack

u are very jack

by TWOFACEBABY May 5, 2020

Jack

Jack I a nice person he has a fat dick and some girl want it but scared and he like her

Jack ur dick big can I have it sure

by Leelea123 November 11, 2018