jack

a simpy git that loves to get bummed.

occasionally likes a finger up the bum whole
jack likes his tea the way he likes his piss weak
by your mum makes shit tea June 02, 2020
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When you shit your pants and get crap on your balls
Oh shit I Jacked myself
by Lushsg December 10, 2017
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Jack likes kids, He is such a nonce!
by i am never wrong November 23, 2021
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man, "jack is such a bitch"
by The 1967 March 18, 2020
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He is an absolute shit hole so fuck him till you die
Hi how are you jack says hanna I’m a shit hole says jack
by But hole 221 October 06, 2018
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People named Jack are catboys with a humiliation fetish. They somehow manage to get girls despite being skinny and pale. Don't try to make fun of them, they get off on that.
"I heard your sister was going out with a guy named Jack."
"She is, and when I told Jack the cat ears were weird he just smiled and laughed? Like wtf?"
by passwrod November 30, 2021
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A guy who is 6 feet with the biggest peen in the world he likes short girls i mean short girls really nice and is really funny he’s probably dating a girl named madi and is trustworthy and loyal never ever get ride of a jack
by Ilovemesomejack July 24, 2019
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