Jacketeer

One who preaches the importance of wearing jackets during cold weather.

John: Dude you should really wear a jacket right now its freezing.
Mike: Whatever man, stop being such a jacketeer.

by vandygoddess August 26, 2012

rusty jacket

This is when you leave your jacket sitting in a place where a pet of some sort can take a dump on it without your knowing of. And the unfortunate surprise of when you put on your jacket to find out that you have a turd stuck to you.

"oh my cat just gave me a rusty jacket!"

Going by the smell I think your dog has just given me a rusty jacket again!"

by oddjob in the shire November 02, 2010

Fart Jacket

When you fart and it hangs around your body making you smell like said fart

Damn , Hugh just dropped guts. Smells like hes wearing a fart jacket

by Tahssa113 November 24, 2018

Cold Jacket

Take a bunch of cold medicine and try to jerk off

I had the sniffles last week so I took some dayquil and had myself a cold jacket

by nobodywhomatters December 07, 2023

Jacket of All Trades

The Long version of jack of all trades, most commonly used in British slang

Ey lad, u cheeky jacket of all trades

by Cheeky Mate June 05, 2022

whiskey jacket

The warm feeling that comes from within when you have a good whiskey buzz.

"You guys are cold? I'm not. I got my whiskey jacket on."

by Supergirl 83 March 19, 2025

Timmy Two Jacket

When a girl is so filthy you have to put on two condoms.

I heard Nick banged Abby last night.

Yeah she was so filthy he gave her the Timmy two jacket treatment.

by Dtwnpwrbttm September 30, 2018