This one cunt with green hair and an attitude that just won't quit. She's a dumbass and will cut someone if needed. She's not smart, or pretty, or talented, but can pet 4 animals at a time. 12/10 would recommend petsitter. She looks white as fuck but is actually native American and Portuguese.
"Hey do you know that one girl Jordan?"
"That cunt with the green hair and the bulletproof vest of a strapless bra"
"Thats the bitch."
"That cunt with the green hair and the bulletproof vest of a strapless bra"
"Thats the bitch."
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Person 1: hey I love your hair!
Person 2: thanks! (Walks away)
Person 1: ugh she’s so stupid
Person 3: don’t be such a jordan
Person 2: thanks! (Walks away)
Person 1: ugh she’s so stupid
Person 3: don’t be such a jordan
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1. Jordan is a cuntivore
2. Jordan = cuntivore
3. "I'm Jordan. Therefore, I am. A cuntivore."
4. If Jordan = cuntivore, then by the symmetric property we may also determine that cuntivore = Jordan
5. "If all cuntivores are orgulous Turks and all orgulous Turks are Jordans, then are all Jordans cuntivores?"
"Yes."
2. Jordan = cuntivore
3. "I'm Jordan. Therefore, I am. A cuntivore."
4. If Jordan = cuntivore, then by the symmetric property we may also determine that cuntivore = Jordan
5. "If all cuntivores are orgulous Turks and all orgulous Turks are Jordans, then are all Jordans cuntivores?"
"Yes."
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Jordan is usually a girls name that has big tits and hairy nipples, has a tendency to be a boy with bright blue eyes or brown eyes tends to have brown hair or sometimes ginger (redhead) or as some prefer strawberry blonde, usually has the mickey taken out of him and has names called towards him, Jordan is a very nice considerate person who listens to your story and can trust him with anything you say!
Jordan is usually a girls name that has big tits and hairy nipples, has a tendency to be a boy with bright blue eyes or brown eyes tends to have brown hair or sometimes ginger (redhead) or as some prefer strawberry blonde, usually has the mickey taken out of him and has names called towards him, Jordan is a very nice considerate person who listens to your story and can trust him with anything you say!
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