God

Sus/Imposter
God is sus because he's always sitting in security and watching everyone through cams(even when you're naked) .

God is the imposter, God is sus sitting on cams watching us jerk off.

by Cutiepie Amish November 16, 2020

GOD

A great deity he gave us weed and other drugs

GOD

by ayyy dog June 29, 2020

God

Some dude that made us in his flawed image

god is dead

by shfshfgbdsbe December 11, 2020

God

A poor excuse to not study science.

God made everything OK? Leave me alone!

by MrAlX July 9, 2016

God

שֶׁלִי
אַבָּא

לִי; שיזניט קדוש זה אבא שלי
רגואל: לא זה אלוהים God

by shickhydrocutme October 29, 2020

God

All I know is that whenever the religious conservatives of any country do something horrible or backward, they blame it on this guy.

Kind of like that imaginary friend you had as a kid who was always telling you to start fires and shit.

"I don't understand. Why do you hate gay people so much?"

"It's not my opinion. I'm just following God's word."

by garcalej February 1, 2019

God

A being who can suck my dick

if you see God they are obligated to suck you dick, even if you do not have one

by fancygoblin December 11, 2022