An electronic cellular device, that has a design so flawed that you'll accidentally turn on the flash light very frequently. You will not notice this mistake for god knows how long, and when you finally do you won't know how to turn it off. You'll go into blood boiling, adrenaline pumping panic with the only solution being to either restart your phone every fucking time, or throw it off a cliff and buy an android.
Jim: Hey Jimmette, your flashlight on your iPhone XR is on.
Jimmette: I know, it's been turned on for the last thirty days. I am about to throw it off a cliff and get an android instead.
Jim: That is what I had to do. The new android has sauce.
Jimmette: I know, it's been turned on for the last thirty days. I am about to throw it off a cliff and get an android instead.
Jim: That is what I had to do. The new android has sauce.
by Pewpew1996 February 7, 2020
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"Steve, that old iPhony is a piece of junk! It doesn't even have a camera, why don't you upgrade man?"
"I know... I am just using this 'til I can afford an iPhone"
"I know... I am just using this 'til I can afford an iPhone"
by Bulge September 4, 2007
Get the iPhony mug.the worst phone ever that cracks 24/7 and is very annoying. if u want one don’t get one you’ll regret it.
by meg202020202020 November 3, 2019
Get the iPhone se mug.iPhoner owners are so enamoured by their new toys, as if they are the best camera, the best web browsing device and the best cell phone. Not only are they poor cameras and average cell phones, the iPhone is only useful for the most elementary of web browsing functions.
iPhone users can not read their incoming email properly. They also can not type a full and appropriate response. They end up responding to a thoughtful email with a non-sequitur or discontinuity.
The result is more mis-communication rather than real communication.
iPhone users can not read their incoming email properly. They also can not type a full and appropriate response. They end up responding to a thoughtful email with a non-sequitur or discontinuity.
The result is more mis-communication rather than real communication.
Hey, I emailed you to schedule a meeting with a client. You responded with some malapropism. Your iPhone-discontinuitisness is gonna cost us money, man.
by cell phones suck April 3, 2009
Get the iPhone-discontinuitisness mug.by kels hartz January 3, 2006
Get the ioon mug.when a bitch is so dumb that when she's on her period, she doesn't have a tampon or maxi-pazzle, so she is forced to stick her ipod (likely nano) up her twat-cha-ma-call-it to stop the bleeding, just like a tampon. get it already? not only does this method not work, but it ruins da ipod.
dumb-bitch1: lordy, i'm about to start my dot.
dumb-bitch2: you mean period?
dumb-bitch1: of course that's what i meant. you dumb b*tch!
dumb-bitch2: well you better have a tampon
dumb-bitch1: dang, i only have one. and it's used.
dumb-bitch2: just use your ipod as an ipon
dumb-bitch1: this just might work!
dumb-bitch2: you mean period?
dumb-bitch1: of course that's what i meant. you dumb b*tch!
dumb-bitch2: well you better have a tampon
dumb-bitch1: dang, i only have one. and it's used.
dumb-bitch2: just use your ipod as an ipon
dumb-bitch1: this just might work!
by mride123456 February 17, 2008
Get the ipon mug.A native or inhabitant of Iran.
Irianian communities are very well known for their wealth.
Iranian Culture: Idealistic/controlling mysterious/irrational, deep/unjust, sensual/scary, happy/melancholy, rational/threatening, balanced/sexist, fair/repressed, black+white, intriguing/distorted, egotistical/self-respected.
More over: things arn't always as they seem, however the universe cannot help but maintain it's balance.
Just another old school paradox that still exists. Just all depends on how you want to look at it.
Irianian communities are very well known for their wealth.
Iranian Culture: Idealistic/controlling mysterious/irrational, deep/unjust, sensual/scary, happy/melancholy, rational/threatening, balanced/sexist, fair/repressed, black+white, intriguing/distorted, egotistical/self-respected.
More over: things arn't always as they seem, however the universe cannot help but maintain it's balance.
Just another old school paradox that still exists. Just all depends on how you want to look at it.
Persian is to Irooni as
Oriental is to Chinese.
The term Persian is intended for goods originated and produced in Iran. Persian miniature paintings of heroes and heroines, rugs, cats, royally-funded fountains, scientific
drawings of plants and water clocks, mosque lamps, carpets, etc...
Oriental is to Chinese.
The term Persian is intended for goods originated and produced in Iran. Persian miniature paintings of heroes and heroines, rugs, cats, royally-funded fountains, scientific
drawings of plants and water clocks, mosque lamps, carpets, etc...
by Emster Yag. Los Angeles, CA December 2, 2004
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