Gout aids

A terrible form of gout, usually contracted by people who reside in the North of England. Oddly an illness associated with a higher than average Milwaukee tool count.

"Dan's complaining a lot about his foot"

"He probably has gout aids"

by Broken_World October 31, 2022

Dirty aide

An act in which a person fucks someone violenty and explaining a conspiracy theory to them and all the way shotgunning beers

I gave your mother a dirty aide

by Bannyisgay July 15, 2021

AIDS parlour

A tattoo studio, doctors surgery, piercing studio, brothel or prostitute's vagina which is particularly dirty or of ill repute.

I was going to get a tattoo but the place down the road is a total AIDS parlour.

by WONDERBRAins January 22, 2011

beering aids

Like beer goggles for your ears, beering aids make even the most annoying/horrible song, singer, person, (fill in the blank) sound better than while you are sober.

Karaoke was worse tonight without my beering aids. She didn't sound like Mariah Carey at all!

by bellizima December 28, 2011

Aids broke

Being able to not get food but get Smash Bros Dlc

Can I eat something at your house tomorrow? I have no money for food. Also, did you see the new joker DLC I bought? Haha, I’m so Aids broke

by HarryPooterz October 25, 2019

Summer Aids

Summer aids is for sufferers of 'prickly heat' and is directly linked to the red skin rash that occurs from it.

"Whats wrong with your skin man?!"

"I got summer aids.."

"Looks like you got aids longer than just summer dude. ..."

by Mitc667Hell September 3, 2013

Mand-Aid

A bandage fastened out of duct tape and a napkin

This cut won't stop bleeding. Grab me some duct tape and a napkin, I think I need a Mand-Aid.

by Oside79 March 1, 2014