Schrödinger’s Closet

When your out to most people but have enough plausible deniability to stay out of deep shit when the conservative relatives come for Thanksgiving

I’m out to most people but not parts of my family.
That’s called Schrödinger’s Closet

by Ur_Mom_Gae May 13, 2020

Closet-Goblin

A person who is said to be more attractive then he or she really is, or a person who seems more attractive thanks to the aid of cosmetics, clothing, poor lighting, etc.

Bob's new girl friend he's been bragging about is a closet-goblin.

by Tramov February 12, 2009

Closet Poptart

A person who was believed to be straight for a long period of time who suddenly "comes out of the closet," in an unexpected and rapid manner.

I thought Jim was a playboy who railed dimes every day, untill he gave all the guys head at Becky's sweet 16. Fucking closet poptart!

by WebstersXXX January 10, 2015

closet deposit

The closet deposit is a womens "spank bank"

Look at that hunk.

Wow wow wee whaaa! he's going in my closet deposit for later

spank bank flick the bean

by Qbaybay October 11, 2013

Clear the closet

Bro 1 : Hey bro can u clear my closet ;)

Bro 2 : Yeh bro what you wanna use this time

Bro 1 : Im feeling extra saucy maybe your pp ;)

Bro 2 : yes G

Bro 1 and Bro 2: Ugh UGh HAyusggasbajhbd

Yo help me clear the closet, Aight brah ;)

by magnet977 November 25, 2019

closet skeleton

A dirty fucked up secret about your past that could ruin your life. Like if you fuked your sister and no one ever found out

1-"Dude I'm afraid I've got a closet full of skeletons. I'm scared that someone will find out what I've done"
2-"Dude Why the fuck are there dead bodies in your closet?"
1-"You have no clue what a closet skeleton is do you?"

by Dragon Dragin' May 19, 2016

in the closet gay

Your just gay but refuse to say you are :/

Max your such a "in the closet gay" just admit!!

by Camiashit May 22, 2021