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Hot Pocket

Slang for concealed carrying a firearm in a hoodie.
You really trina talk to me like that right now? You really think I'm walking around without a Hot Pocket?
by Chrick the Rapper December 15, 2017
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A hot pocket is usually a type of microwaved food, although it can also be a 4 person sleeping bag. It is made when they all consume 1.2 metric tons of Taco Bell, then proceed to fart with the ocasional shit making a hot pocket of air inside of the bag. You can make this a double by eating hot pockets before the taco bell however it probably won’t have much effect.
That dude has the brain of a hot pocket.
But that’s an object?
An object filled with shit.
by balslinmyjaaas July 12, 2022
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This is when your dick gets so warn in a bitches vigina when u pull out u automatically cum
Jessica gave Austin a hot pocket
by McCray September 19, 2016
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by Master_Bates October 6, 2013
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The release of excessive gas from the stomach or upper intestine (burping, belching) into ones own face mask.

Commonly a Hot Pocket carries warm, uncomfortably moist air. Results in the wafting taste and lingering smell of previously eaten or digested substances in the mask wearers face.
"What the hell did I eat!? I just laid down a Hot Pocket and I'm suffocating!

Antonym: Dutch Oven
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by Stackz foreign August 18, 2024
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Wolfenbuttel hot pocket

When jagermeister is spat in a girls vagina ,then used as lube for drunk sex
Babe, the lubes finished and im a bit dry down there.
Don't worry hunny I got jager ,we can wolfenbuttel hot pocket
Babe,sweet
by Zertram bopple March 5, 2023
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