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hamburger hot pocket

When you stuff a large, stout penis inside of a vagina that has been exposed to the Suns rays for over an hour.
Dude, it was so hot yesterday that me and my girlfriend made a hamburger hot pocket! Then she slapped me for finishing inside.
by CooterTooter March 18, 2016
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Hot Pocket

The release of excessive gas from the stomach or upper intestine (burping, belching) into ones own face mask.

Commonly a Hot Pocket carries warm, uncomfortably moist air. Results in the wafting taste and lingering smell of previously eaten or digested substances in the mask wearers face.
"What the hell did I eat!? I just laid down a Hot Pocket and I'm suffocating!

Antonym: Dutch Oven
by Retract3 January 13, 2021
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Hot Pocket

by Master_Bates October 6, 2013
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Alabama hot pocket

Baby open them meat curtains so you can receive your Alabama hot Pocket!
by Twistin' puddle October 16, 2019
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Hot pocket

by Stackz foreign August 18, 2024
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Wolfenbuttel hot pocket

When jagermeister is spat in a girls vagina ,then used as lube for drunk sex
Babe, the lubes finished and im a bit dry down there.
Don't worry hunny I got jager ,we can wolfenbuttel hot pocket
Babe,sweet
by Zertram bopple March 5, 2023
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Hot Pockets

A delicious microwave snack commonly found in stores in multiple flavors.
I have just bought Hot Pockets with ham and cheese!
by BanzaiSG June 24, 2019
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