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jalapeno hot pocket

Female masturbation using a medium sized Jalapeno or other hot pepper.
Friend: "Mary told me about this great new way to flick my bean the other day called the jalapeno hot pocket"
Friend 2: "She told me too, she said it's important to make sure it doesn't break off inside"
see also Cajun Cunnilingus
by Cajun Crusader April 20, 2018
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Hot Pocket

When a woman has a hysterectomy and her uterus and crevice are removed, the vagina in essence leads to no where this becoming nothing more than a pocket. A hot pocket.
Lea had a hysterectomy, now her vagina is nothing more than a hot pocket
by In Law Hate May 9, 2018
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Scottish Hot Pockets

Hot Pockets made in the edge of the world by 2 Scottish women by the the name "Hot" and "Pocket"
Whoa! You actually found Scottish Hot Pockets?!?!
by FilthyFrankisHot March 2, 2017
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Hot Pocket

When a guy finishes very fast. The sex is less than 5 minutes .
by Pettybetty2k17 March 4, 2017
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Hot pocket

When someone is in the act of felching and inhales a fart straight from an asshole
Nick was felching Sal last night and caught a hot pocket. He held it in like a bong hit until he passed out.
by MP9 June 14, 2016
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Hot Pocket Feelings

Used to describe mixed feelings for someone where in you feel happy but sad thinking about them, similar to how a Hot Pocket is delicious but has unexpected icy or scalding insides.
Dude, I have Hot Pocket feelings for this girl, I'm happy but I feel awful thinking about her.
by Bonet Wholio May 24, 2016
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bermuda hot pocket

Like Alabama Hot Pocket but requires 4 people to participate at once - 1 girl and one man for each of her holes, effectively creating a triangle.
Dude, I was part of Bermuda Hot Pocket last night and it was super sexy! She had all 3 holes filled with shit!
by Silas Ramsbottom May 23, 2016
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