1) An act of sexual deviance too despicable to be explained to a virgin or anyone over the age of 37, involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, the Stanley Cup, and an occasional Hot Pocket.
2) In south California, the act of dripping freshly cooked Hot Pocket contents onto the reproductive organs of a marmot.
2) In south California, the act of dripping freshly cooked Hot Pocket contents onto the reproductive organs of a marmot.
Hey Mr. Pitt, is it true that you and your wife performed Canada's History to the seductive sounds of Boxcar Willie?
Yes, but the marmot didn't make it.
Yes, but the marmot didn't make it.
by Quickdraw McDaddy February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.The shortest man in a group of at least five men must take a huge dump in the Stanley Cup. Then, the rest of the men in the group must all ejaculate on said feces pile. Finally, an entire bottle of 100% Canadian maple syrup is poured overtop the steaming fudge pile. The man in the group with least amount of hair on his head must then eat the delicious favour medley while getting poked in the buttocks with a pair of moose antlers.
Known by many French-Canadians as "Le Grande Poo-tine"
Known by many French-Canadians as "Le Grande Poo-tine"
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one of the most depraved sex acts known to man, involving maple syrup, moose antlers, and the stanley cup
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I was looking at History of the Retard yesterday. Some of the things I found intellectually fascinating was one guy named Dan Recinto and, how he would pee on the toilet seat instead of into it.
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We who are on the 'right side of history' believe in objective reality and the capacity for science and rationality to uncover truths about the world.
We believe in free speech, open discourse, and continuous debate.
We believe that verbal and artistic offensiveness is not a crime.
We believe that it is cowardly to deplatform those who you disagree with.
We believe it is cowardly not to engage with those who you disagree with.
We believe in individualism over group identity.
We believe that you should judge an individual based on the content of their character and not the color of their skin or any other inessential attribute.
We hold color-blindness as an ideal to strive for.
We believe that men and women have differences, but this is okay and men and women should not be inhibited from doing what they wish on the grounds of sex-based prejudice.
We believe that is just fine to be gay, straight, or bi.
We believe that there is nothing wrong with being transgender. It is legitimate, despite there being a lot of junk philosophy that has attached itself to theory of gender presently. We will work out these problems together with the help of reason, science, open discourse, and debate.
We reject that there is any virtue in proclaiming a victim identity.
We believe in liberal democracy and reasonably regulated market economies.
We value liberty, fortitude, strength, and personal responsibility.
We believe in free speech, open discourse, and continuous debate.
We believe that verbal and artistic offensiveness is not a crime.
We believe that it is cowardly to deplatform those who you disagree with.
We believe it is cowardly not to engage with those who you disagree with.
We believe in individualism over group identity.
We believe that you should judge an individual based on the content of their character and not the color of their skin or any other inessential attribute.
We hold color-blindness as an ideal to strive for.
We believe that men and women have differences, but this is okay and men and women should not be inhibited from doing what they wish on the grounds of sex-based prejudice.
We believe that is just fine to be gay, straight, or bi.
We believe that there is nothing wrong with being transgender. It is legitimate, despite there being a lot of junk philosophy that has attached itself to theory of gender presently. We will work out these problems together with the help of reason, science, open discourse, and debate.
We reject that there is any virtue in proclaiming a victim identity.
We believe in liberal democracy and reasonably regulated market economies.
We value liberty, fortitude, strength, and personal responsibility.
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