double horn

The act of whilst shitting, jacking off your turd sending it in and out, meanwhile Jacking off with the other hand, usually done in office job restrooms

Dude I got paid $75 bucks last Sunday for a double horn, overtime rules!!!!!

by tsktuskmulusk May 25, 2015

Horns Ville

The best frickin site on the net foo!

Man, your site will never be like Horns Ville...

by Jimmy_Dean September 29, 2003

Horn Dog

One who is always horny

"I am such a horn dog!" Said Nadia

by Greasyhotdogwater May 31, 2015

rhinoceros horn

when you bang a chick so hard, your dick comes out her back. It is the most extreme of all banging.

"dude she feels so sore after last night, do you reckon he gave her rhinoceros horn?"

by Crazy Boy 21 November 21, 2016

exotic horns

- the stage where you turn 21 and go to vegas. These types of horns make you do outrageous things.

he had some exotic horns when he decided to marry the stranger at the Little White Chapel

exotic horns outrageous white chapel vegas

by huck69ohyeeah April 29, 2011

hugging the horn

Masturbating, playing with the schlong

Hugging the horn as in "Me up all night hugging me horn to porn porn porn". Made famous by the "Internet is for porn" song

by ryan3318 January 12, 2021

Bag of horns

When some one is cheated that person got horns. So if the person in question got cheated a couple of times or just to emphasize, you say that he got a bag of horns.

Hey you "bag of horns"!
Shut up you "bag of horns"

You see a guy's girlfriend on a disco cheating on him with a couple of guys and then the other day you see him and say.
-Hey what's up with that bag?
+Which bag?
-OF HORNS!

by milo007 August 6, 2011