The growing desise in America of people who obsess over or hate hipsters. Like the Salem Witch Trials, people with Hipsterphobia claim everyone is a hipster and back it up with a poorly put together and redundant argument. One with Hipsterphobia is considered a Hipsterphobe.
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by HipsterForPresident November 25, 2010
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By age 16 Joe had already gone to every music festival in the United States, wears too tight skinny jeans, and sports ironic facial hair. He is a hipster youth.
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(As opposed to Brooklyn hipsters.)
The original hipsters: non-bike riding, non-beard growing, non-hoodie wearing, non-chubby chasing hipsters.
Males wear high-end jeans instead of levis. Females wear high-end jeans instead of frumpy thrift store frocks. Manhattan hipsters are generally more glamorous, and lead more glamorous lives, than Brooklyn hipsters. When "hanging out" in Brooklyn they will usually choose to do so somewhere south of Atlantic ave. as to avoid the dirty white trash heretics of north Brooklyn.
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The original hipsters: non-bike riding, non-beard growing, non-hoodie wearing, non-chubby chasing hipsters.
Males wear high-end jeans instead of levis. Females wear high-end jeans instead of frumpy thrift store frocks. Manhattan hipsters are generally more glamorous, and lead more glamorous lives, than Brooklyn hipsters. When "hanging out" in Brooklyn they will usually choose to do so somewhere south of Atlantic ave. as to avoid the dirty white trash heretics of north Brooklyn.
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"Now that he goes to NYU, David is slowly becoming a manhattan hipster."
"Just be grateful he isn't becoming a brooklyn hipster."
"Just be grateful he isn't becoming a brooklyn hipster."
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Get the manhattan hipster mug.1. "Men" in their 20's or 30's who aspire to look like late 70's porn stars with enough hair to be confused for half-yeti/half-serial rapist.
2. Effeminate man with emaciated structure and no body hair. May be seen wearing track shorts, short enough as to show off their testicles, to prove that they are actually male.
2. Effeminate man with emaciated structure and no body hair. May be seen wearing track shorts, short enough as to show off their testicles, to prove that they are actually male.
Hipster Male
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Dude, I just saw Ron Jeremy in a speedo and a unicorn sweatshirt. He was drinking shitty beer and giving away candy to children.
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Dude, is that a chick? I can't tell, I'm blinded by all the body glitter and I think I see a tube top.
Nah, that's a dude, and apparently he likes to vagazzle his balls.
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Dude, I just saw Ron Jeremy in a speedo and a unicorn sweatshirt. He was drinking shitty beer and giving away candy to children.
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Dude, is that a chick? I can't tell, I'm blinded by all the body glitter and I think I see a tube top.
Nah, that's a dude, and apparently he likes to vagazzle his balls.
by Kozyavin April 22, 2010
Get the Hipster Male mug.People, usually between the ages of 15 and 20 who hang out at Starbucks and/or Barnes and Noble and drink massive amounts of coffee and read books, or go on their laptops for hours on end. These people claim to have no money and so they purchase all of their clothing at Salvation Army or Goodwill, yet show off their Apple computer or brand new iPhone. They are also huge fans of cigarettes, and look down on people who drink alcohol, even though they secretly go out and drink and smoke weed every weekend with their fellow hipsters. They love the outdoors and drink "healthy" things like Arizona Green Tea by the gallon. Oh, and most of them usually wear very tight pants and have short, butchy haircuts, regardless of their gender.
Have you seen Leslie around lately?
Yeah, I think she's turned into a hipster, I saw her at Starbucks the other day...
That's too bad...
Yeah, I think she's turned into a hipster, I saw her at Starbucks the other day...
That's too bad...
by k10iskillah February 28, 2011
Get the hipster mug.Formerly a person with an appreciation of art and indie-rock, creativity, intelligence and witty banter, Hipsters are now those idiotic teenage girls who dance around in they're high waisted shorts, cropped tops, cross rings and dip dyed hair whilst making triangle symbols with there fingers.
They claim to be individual and have original style, but are really all the same. They have killed Tumblr for most with their shitty blogs with urls like "glittercrystals" and "sparklyturquoisenailpolish".
All of these "Hipsters" believe that they are indie and original, but because of them; there is pretty much no such thing as indie anymore. These girls have killed the stereotype.
They claim to be individual and have original style, but are really all the same. They have killed Tumblr for most with their shitty blogs with urls like "glittercrystals" and "sparklyturquoisenailpolish".
All of these "Hipsters" believe that they are indie and original, but because of them; there is pretty much no such thing as indie anymore. These girls have killed the stereotype.
Nina: "Lol babes i'm a unicorn. I'm so Hipster bebz. KE$HA IS MY LYFE! I like wearing my cross ring and buying my clothes from Supre. I wanna dip dye my hair. Follow my tumblr- promo for promo baybee? YAY GLITTER."
Lachie: "Just fuck off."
Lachie: "Just fuck off."
by lampshade1234 May 10, 2011
Get the Hipster mug.Usually in their late teens or early twenties... Male hipsters consist of sloppy facial hair looks, cheap flanel t-shirts, fixed-geared bikes, and ugly girlfriends. Female hipsters consist of facial piercings, bad body odor, straight up ugly outfits, loose clothing with bland ugly colors, and really bad teeth. Both male and female hipsters love to drink coffee, have "deep" conversations, smoke pot, drink alcohol, and "enjoy life"...
You can usually find poser hipsters at places like starbucks. Hipsters are against corporate america, and drinking at starbucks would be as corporate as you could get. It's pretty easy to spot poser hipsters considering every hipster is a poser. A stone cold poser. These people love to just to ruin nice urban areas.
You can usually find poser hipsters at places like starbucks. Hipsters are against corporate america, and drinking at starbucks would be as corporate as you could get. It's pretty easy to spot poser hipsters considering every hipster is a poser. A stone cold poser. These people love to just to ruin nice urban areas.
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