"Well, then. We sail without him!"

Line from the movie "Wedding Crashers" uttered by the legendary Christopher Walken. Can be used whenever someone fails to show at a pre-determined time or is inexplicably missing. A more polite way of saying, "Well, if he doesn't wanna go, then fuck him!"

"Where's Sak?"
"He's still sick."
"Well, then. We sail without him!"

by Tom Bosch March 24, 2006

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Wouldn't shout if a shark bit him

Description of a freeloader.
'To shout' is to buy someone a drink in Australia.

Wayne: 'Is it just me or does Jason go to the dunny whenever it's his round'
Bruce: 'Nah, that c*** wouldn't shout if a shark bit him!'

by Harry Sargent August 15, 2008

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And then I punched him/her in the face.

A phrase added to the end of a story that once told, sounded less cool than you thought.

I spent yesterday with my gramma. We shopped and had lunch. (weird silence from audience) ....and then I punched him/her in the face.

by Stevensgirlie January 20, 2011

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i just wanna talk to him

when you are going to punch or hurt someone

Guy to other guy, "nah i just wanna talk to him"

by Zachhyyy Whackeyy November 22, 2014

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I'd let him stick the tip in

When you see a man so attractive your first thought is to get down on all fours and do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. This response is usually elicited by a man who is the epitome of masculinity.

Alternatively, a man who has Ugly Duckling Syndrome or may not be "conventionally" attractive but has an amazing personality.

Lisa: I just watched the trailer for the Wolverine movie and Hugh Jackman is beyond hot.
Gillian: True that, I'd let him stick the tip in.

by Dupreewith2es October 14, 2008

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