hesternopothia

A fake ass disease of some sorts that some basement-living, virgin nerd, or, emo slut of A psycho bitch supposedly has.

History
Top 10 Reasons We Should Revive the Dark Ages

Jamie Frater February 15, 2011

First off, I must apologize for using the term “dark ages”, as it is a false term coined in the post-medieval period to cast aspersions over the middle ages. The dark ages were not dark – they were, in fact, a great time to live. I am a medievalphile, and suffer from hesternopothia so this list should come as no surprise!

by Liquidblue March 26, 2016

heater

when its hot outside and you rub your balls then run someones face (primarily around the upper lip/ nose area)

while at vegas jesse gave sergio a heater

by sergiosdaddy October 23, 2008

heater

Noun-- A hot woman who dresses too young for her age.

Did you see how short Joe's mother's skirt was? It looked good, but she's a heater!

by Neiman Marcus Red October 8, 2004

heater

fully automatic weapon ONLY

by mikethebike May 31, 2003

heterocool

The complete and total antithesis of anything considered douchbaggery or one of douchbag in nature.
Such to include but not limited to:
My new hair cut.
Popped polos.
Tan in a can.
Kissy faces.
Myspace pics.
Wife beaters with douchbag quips printed on them.
Designer sunglasses worn in clubs.

Mah boy Sames is the shit, that niggas got heterocool on tap.

by The Incredible Bulk DAMNIT August 17, 2008

hetero-challenged

Any person who is definitively not straight or heterosexual, but is not sure where he/she falls on the continuum between gay (homosexual) and straight (heterosexual).

She's not gay, but she's not quite straight, and she's not quite bi--she's just hetero-challenged.

by Nemo_GN909 April 21, 2011

Hetero-mo

A man who is overtly masculine and seems incredibly heterosexual for all rights and purposes, including dress, interests, and public conduct, but is in reality an extremely subtle homosexual.

Corey dresses and acts like a straight guy, but he's totally into dudes. He's such a hetero-mo!

by Stormy_Weather August 6, 2011