Being a Heather

Suburban slang (see “being a Karen,” and “being a Linda”) for (a) constantly being mean to your spouse when unprovoked ; (b) appearing angry with your spouse in public for inexplicable “reasons;” or (c) intentionally knit-picking your spouse in public, primarily because you believe it’s funny to emasculate men in public.

You were being a Heather when you made fun of your husband at the party last night - he was so embarrassed when you said he didn’t know how to fix anything without paying a handyman.

by Piedmontdegen July 16, 2022

heather pena

Heather pena is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. Her beauty only surpassed by her down to earth personality . If u ever get the chance to be one of her lovers, take note bc she will teach you something for sure . Hated by many, mostly bc of their inability to accept that she is everything they pretend to be with no effort. She is very loyal and you won't ever find someone more willing to help you

That girl is so pretty, she's a heather pena for sure

by Happy camper 89 July 24, 2022

heathers

basicly meaning you and your 2 other friends ar bitches

look its the heathers, they've flow above it all
I wish I were a heather, I mean their solid Teflon,never bothered, never harassed, I would give anything to be like them

by .elleiot June 7, 2022

Heather

A girl that breaks hearts and takes names. A lover of Chic-Fil-A, she betrays her friends by not tattooing chicken minis on her dewy skin. Heathers are like the beginning of a “tale of two cities”: She was the best of times, She was the worst of times. Heathers are dangerous.

Heather told me she was going to get a chicken minis tattoo, but called me a safety cone instead.

by TinderSwindler June 24, 2022

Heather

a woman who is a cracker

person 1: omg look at that cracker

person 2: yeah that's Heather

by PolPotEnjoyer August 16, 2022

Jaidyn Heather

an absolute Mad Fucking Lad, a truly unexplainable person.

the guy from the brother was an absolute Jaidyn Heather

by (not nedyaj) August 22, 2022

Heather Grace

Was given a mean girl's first name and a cutesy-girly middle name, so she goes by both for a good balance. Kinda klutzy, but good at sports as well as the arts. Sarcastic sense of humor and basically perfect.

Heather Grace showed me how to balance a soccer ball on my head, AND taught all the words to Hamilton.

by Del!nquent September 7, 2022