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heather

“omg you’re heather”
what do you mean? catarina is obviously heather! look at her!”
by allfaxnocapanonymousbitch August 24, 2020
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Heather

A manipulative girl who zero's out your bank account, is xenophobic, and glorifies SH.
Did you hear about heather? She used up someone's credit card on Shein.... embarrassing.
by Wowbio October 12, 2023
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Being a Heather

Causing a dramatic scene to bring attention to yourself. Faking injury, pain, low sugar, etc.
That girl over there is Being a Heather. Nothing is wrong with her.
by Sir fuglass August 22, 2025
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heatherness

Heatherness, a common adjective to describe a beautiful ginger haired girl. Everyone should have a little big of heatherness in their day
I didnt get my daily dose of heatherness today
by TheDoctorHeather January 25, 2014
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Heather

/ˈhɛðər/
(noun)
1. a person that is liked by everyone.
2. a purple-flowered Eurasian heath that grows abundantly on moorland and heathland.
3. a song by singer and songwriter Conan Gray.
4. Heathers: The Musical
- She wished she could be a heather.
- The smell of heathers filled the room.
- Everyone loved the song Heather.
- He felt sorry for Heather M. after that scene.
by q, the first February 11, 2022
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Heather

Can be an amazing trickster of a female! She loves to share stories, especially any anecdote about her ex-husband or previous relationships. She loves to stretch every pair of yoga pants to the brink of splitting, and also leaves a solid impression after staying as a houseguest. For example, makes a literal bloody mess in the bathroom, stashes rib bones in the kitchen sink and packs wads of her box-dyed hair in the couch cushions.

She's a truly memorable human who's biggest energy expenditure, aside from pretending to jog in the morning, is dedicated to entertaining men other than her partner, posting catfish-like filtered selfies, and gaslighting any person who questions her credibility or self-proclaimed fantasticness. A rare find indeed, handle with care and be prepared to change to contact information if you get more than loosely acquainted with this type of female.
Did you hear all thirteen stories Heather told about her ex-husband when she visited our parents last weekend?

New York Heathers are whore-ish assholes with bad skin.

Guy says, "Man, Heather was sleeping with another dude the whole last year she's been seeing me!"
Friend says, "Kinda saw that coming, her name is Heather, after all."
by GotchaBialol July 30, 2023
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Heathers

The best musical every. It is loved by all except for people who are iether stupid or dumb.
That musical was great but not as good as heathers.
Wait you don’t like heathers, leave.
by Lizzie Chadwick April 5, 2019
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