Firm Handle

A beautiful person from illinois. Someone with over whelming social and worldly intelligence. Someone who can find beauty in the minimalistic nature of things, while also craving to find importance and beauty in the bigger aspects aswell. Not a striper bitch from kankakee, but the coolest most respectful person from the neighbouring town. You will never forget a firm handle

Baby, you are a firm handle, Through and god damn through

by keekeekaikalloo September 6, 2024

Handle Scandal

When someone finds an unexplained, sticky surprise on their car door. Nobody knows who did it.

I went to leave work and there was a handle scandal waiting for me.

by FML@VL June 25, 2025

pulling the handle

An art term for jacking off

Ceramicist: I’m just pulling the handle!

Us: is that what the kids are calling it?

by Blvckmouse November 28, 2018

Tap Handles

Some bitch with muffin tops you meet in a bar in Rockaway and regret fucking

I was in Breezy Point and woke up with Tap Handles....sweet jesus!

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O October 1, 2016

grabbing handles

Jerking off

He was definitely grabbing handles last night.

by Urbanman64 May 3, 2015

love handle implants

A cosmetic procedure involving the transfer of adipose tissue from the abdominal area (often referred to as 'love handles') to enhance breast volume and shape, commonly known as fat transfer breast augmentation.

She got a great pair of love handle implants.

by The Ferocious Whomper October 30, 2025

ts game pmo fr bru my veiny dih cant handle ts fine shi 💔

this game piss me off for real bruh my veiny dick cant handle this fine shit 💔

ts game pmo fr bru my veiny dih cant handle ts fine shi 💔

by Ethski April 13, 2025