Thermostat Hack

The sneaky adjustment of the thermostat, often out of deference to your spouse, roommate or co-worker.

No one suspected my thermostat hack, until we could see our breath in the small studio apartment.

by Abiding Dude August 16, 2011

hacking rash

"Hacking rash" is a term used to describe when there is an outbreak of hacking taking place in the world, affecting governments and corporations and individuals such as celebrities.

News anchor: "There has been a hacking rash during the last two months, affecting many companies and governments."

by demographic-man June 17, 2011

ulti-hack

To hack someone's online status with such brilliance and epicness that it is considered to be the Ultimate Hack. Or, ulti-hack.

Person A status: 'I want sex with a fat hairy man.'

Person B comment: 'WHOA, ulti-hack'

by ulti-hacker September 29, 2011

D-hack

To Run across a cop car front to back with full strides.

Did you see him d-hack that cop car?

by TheMiddler? October 4, 2011

Talent Hack

Literally no one’s name, it’s a company. It’s a sick company for sure, but like, as a name? It’d be weird if you had it. We wanted to make something more x-rated but, alas, this is an Instagram representing a company so, here we are.

"Would you do anything to participate in a trend?"
"Yes."
"Okay."

"Want to sit at this table for lunch?"
"No, I'm not cool enough to sit with Talent Hack"
"Yeah, you are. They're really nice to everyone"

by we literally wrote this today November 23, 2021

by Talent Hack November 23, 2021

Hack

A comedian that relies on unoriginal, obvious, and overused material. They get very few laughs other than awkward pity laughs.

Shuli from the Stern Show is the leader of the Hack Pack. His act is a piece of shit. He is a complete hack.

by AnitaBJ May 28, 2023

Hack

Hacks is hacking everything.

chick:kiss mother chicken hacker:kills chick

by AphabetZ January 21, 2023