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im having a stroke

im having a stroke you say when you repletely mess up a word when talking
1: Hey did you know i hate sidpers

2: what
1: spdier
2: you good
1: Im having a stroke
3: r/Ihadasrtoke
3: damn it
by oi bloody cunt April 20, 2021
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the english have landed

Definitely one of the strangest French idiom out there. It translates as “The English have landed” (from a boat). So, what is the relation between the English and menstruating? Well, this expression dates back to Napoleon and the British army, then called the redcoats. Go figure!
Guy 1: Dude, don’t fuck with her today.

Guy 2: “Why?”
Guy 1: “Because mans she’s pissy. “The English have landed.”
by Ccs46 October 6, 2017
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Have a Nice Life

i know why you're here...
The Death of Marat (French: La Mort de Marat or Marat Assassiné) is a 1793 painting by Jacques-Louis David depicting the artist's friend and murdered French revolutionary leader, Jean-Paul Marat. Have a Nice Life!
by Reunited by Fate June 24, 2023
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i have no money

when you are absolutely fucking money-less, nothing, no moo-lah, nothing at all and yer name is josh oates min
skinto sir: said josh oates min

i have no money
by superinfinity February 9, 2017
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have a nonstick do

A greeting being used in more and more of the UK, meaning, i hope your poo doesn’t stick to the toilet. A substitute for a ‘good morning’ / ‘goodbye’
Person 1 : right i better be off then mate
Person 2 : ah see ya, have a nonstick do
by loudestecho October 1, 2022
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Have a nice summer

A stock phrase signed by high school students in a yearbook of a classmate they have no previous memory of ever encountering.

Mentioned during the first season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer in the episode 'Out of Mind, Out of Sight', when a student of Sunnydale High who had turned invisible was revealed to have a yearbook filled with the generic sentiment.
Harmony: That girl just gave me her yearbook to sign but I have no clue who she is!
Cordelia: Just write "Have a nice summer" in it and hand it back.
by WatcherMark July 17, 2019
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I have no enemies

“I have no enemies “ is a quote from a popular manga Vinland saga which hold a lot of meanings to the readers
“I have no enemiesOMGGG HE SAID THE LINE
by 3wrldstar March 31, 2023
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